Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
Today, I contacted a girl who dropped her ID at a club last night. I offer to drive 2 hours to return her ID to her. She is thrilled. When I arrive, she gives me a strange look, takes the ID, and runs back into her house. A two hour drive without even a thank you. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML
Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML
Today, I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsed, and the entire party assumed I'd spiked her drink. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML
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Top comments
Likalotbear 0
Not your fault. You didn't know.
eastmanwolf 0
Well then she should have updated her I.D.
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Tsukasa_fml 0
So was it a fake? Or just out of date?
Mattyknows 0
Don't feel bad. It's your job to question things like that; and the idea of photo I.D is visual recognition right? So if she looks different it's your job to question it. As for #173 and comments similar. You dumb ****. Do you not understand the concept of bouncers? The shit they deal with to give you a better night? Jeez.
pinkducttape 0
#`64 she HAD been badly disfigured - meaning she wasnt now - meaning plastic surgery most likely. so she probably didnt look like she had been in a car wreck - she just didnt look like she used to. we do live in what century again? so you probably couldnt have been able to realize that she had been in a wreck. it happens. not your fault.
Dalarsco 0
#146: Actually, in many jurisdictions it's illegal for a bouncer to confiscate what he believes is a fake ID because there is always a chance it could be real. The most he can do is refuse service.
Claeric 0
"To all those saying it's her fault for not getting a new ID, would that really be a top priority for you after being in an horrible accident and having reconstructive surgery?" YES. Because if I got freaking pulled over, I'd be tossed in jail for looking nothing like my god damn ID. Would I sue the cops for calling me ugly when he told me the ID didn't match me? NO, BECAUSE I'M NOT A MORON AND IT WOULDN'T BE AN OFFENSIVE THING TO SAY. The people defending this stupid girl are just....ugh. He didn't say anything wrong.
1Tsk 0
@ #182 he could've asked properly, not so judging
acze 0
lol, not ur fault obviously ur a bouncer if u seem like a nice person at the door your gonna be a bad bouncer so the little comment you gave to her was nothing where i live drivers license are swiped at the doors to see right away if they are real, so finding out real or fake is not a problem @#173 bouncers arent supposed to be NICE, they deal with lots of people throughout the night and have to protect others, be nice ? that wont get the job done
deliciouskaek 1
How was he supposed to know? =/ Sorry she was hurt and whatnot, but SDI. She should get her ID updated, and then she won't have that problem.
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
Grow a spine, bouncer, you're doing your job.
h4hagen 0
Not your fault at all. No way to tell and people try to use fake ones all the time.