Today, while driving, I made a fake phone call with my fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to my friends who were in the car with me. Until the red and blue flashing lights pulled up behind us. My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML
Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
Today, desperate for money, I stepped out in front of a car, hoping to get a hefty bribe not to take the driver to court. He slammed on his brakes and barely tapped me. When I fell onto his hood and started screaming, a passerby said, "That's the fakest scam attempt I've ever seen." FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML
Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML
Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
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MrFancy 0
it's people like you who cause hundreds of deaths in car related casualties! YDI, every bit of it
chillinAK 9
this has to be the most idiotic thing I have heard all day. why do you care if you look cool or not? are they going to pay your fine?grow up a little, huh?
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mattman1994 0
that really sucks but... I have good news! I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to EHarmony
kayleebabe03 0
Yadiyada
SquaresviL7e 0
This only makes sense if you don't really want a boyfriend. Otherwise, wouldn't you want your friends to know you're single in case they meet someone they could introduce you to? Also, **** you for ******* around on a cell phone while driving.
tayxlovesxchu 0
this happened on the brady bunch, except of course marsha never got pulled over.
down3r 0
of course you'd know how much a male hooker costs
LawrenceKG 0
Wow, how come americans usually are so obsessed with dating and boy/girlfriends... Come on, why is that so important? .___.
tweetbaby14 18
it's not true about all Americans. way to be a generalizing person( foregner?) that has no clue what they're talking about.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Hm, "generalizing person" followed by "foregner" [sic]. Is this humor, or hypocricy? O.o
PhillyFox 0
Stop being a slave to other people's impressions. Who the **** cares if you're single? It's not against the law. And if these friends are real friends, they're not going to care either. And what's even more stupid is that you pretended to be on your cell while driving in Jersey. Most rational people try not to show off their cell phones in the car while driving. -_-
lovelybeautiful 0
Ew, it's illegal to talk
TheLastSurvivor 0
I think 47 wins
BallinJ 0
i agree with 44. if u killed my friends or family on the road cuz u want to make your pathetic life more interesting, then **** u. and ydi for knowing its against the law and doing it anyways. no sympathy for you.