Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got drunk until morning at a college friend's apartment with bunch of strangers. Some officials came in due to the noise and I tried to scare them away by pretending to sing a latin song of worship I made up, thinking they'd respect the gathering if it was a religious one. FML
Today, I left my window open while practicing the saxophone. My drunk neighbours showed their appreciation for the music with a well-aimed firecracker that set my mattress on fire. My landlord has threatened to evict me as she thinks I set it off. FML
Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went and asked if he could tone it down a little. He responded by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to my house, all while his guests cheered him on. FML
Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML
Today, I wore noise-canceling headphones while cleaning my apartment. Apparently I'd been singing at the top of my lungs for nearly an hour, because my neighbor knocked on my door just to ask if everything was OK. FML
Today, I was docked and fined in my dorm building because of multiple noise complaints. What was I doing that was so noisy? I slipped in the shower and banged my head against the floor. Then when I reached for the towel rack to pull myself up, it broke and I slammed my wrist onto the ground. FML
Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML
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Top comments
mikejunior88 4
Fail. YDI.
maz255 10
wht does screaming have to do with being at a party? do people just scream out at random?
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Comments (138)
robotofu 0
Are you ******* retarded?
sweet_candy_ 17
Only unpopular people do that way to go op.
ballbearing 10
ydi. that's just sad
mismonroe 0
Obviously, hence why OP was faking it.
sweet_candy_ 17
Yes I know I am Captain Obvious. My whole purpose in life is to point out the obvious.
YouCanHaveACoke 0
5&9, exactly!
WillKill4Beer 0
Your a wiener and YDI. •__•
ProhibitionRose 14
bahahaha!!! loser! ydi
Miss_Jazzalyn 4
Most of the time I don't blame OP, but this time I do. Popularity sucks and is completely overrated. No-one's going to be friends with someone who's so desperate.
tweetbaby14 18
I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking this. way to go.
YacL 15
Failure... needless to say, YDI
nixxdreams 0
you could of had a real party, invited real people and that noise violation could of meant something...
Bekll 31
Could HAVE. You did it twice.
Nimmrodel 11
you do deserve it but not for trying to sound popular. But for thinking being popular is important, oh dear oh dear.
vip3r20 8
agrees cuz it's really not that important at all
vip3r20 8
agreed*
tweetbaby14 18
"not really that important"? it is less important than Charlie sheen and his antics.
supervacaneous 4
Yeah, exactly. OP should have just invited dorm neighbours over.