Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got drunk until morning at a college friend's apartment with bunch of strangers. Some officials came in due to the noise and I tried to scare them away by pretending to sing a latin song of worship I made up, thinking they'd respect the gathering if it was a religious one. FML
Today, I left my window open while practicing the saxophone. My drunk neighbours showed their appreciation for the music with a well-aimed firecracker that set my mattress on fire. My landlord has threatened to evict me as she thinks I set it off. FML
Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went and asked if he could tone it down a little. He responded by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to my house, all while his guests cheered him on. FML
Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML
Today, I wore noise-canceling headphones while cleaning my apartment. Apparently I'd been singing at the top of my lungs for nearly an hour, because my neighbor knocked on my door just to ask if everything was OK. FML
Today, I was docked and fined in my dorm building because of multiple noise complaints. What was I doing that was so noisy? I slipped in the shower and banged my head against the floor. Then when I reached for the towel rack to pull myself up, it broke and I slammed my wrist onto the ground. FML
Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML
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Top comments
mikejunior88 4
Fail. YDI.
maz255 10
wht does screaming have to do with being at a party? do people just scream out at random?
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Comments (138)
RosiePatosie 0
Trying way too hard.
ChristinaLove138 0
lol Epic Fail. YDI
sweetonsno 1
Blasting music and screaming doesn't make you sound popular; it makes you sound rude, immature, and insecure. If you need to make noise to be noticed, you aren't worth noiticing. Join a club or team or something.
ReynshineCutting 10
Agreed. Contrary to popular (no pun intended) belief, blasting music and screaming will actually make your neighbors hate you. not think you're a "cool kid". If our neighbors last year were loud I would go knock on their door and ask them to be quieter. If they didn't comply, I'd call the cops and report a noise violation. Some people just don't seem to realize that some people 1) like sleep and 2) have jobs they have to get up early for. Being loud and obnoxious is just going to piss your neighbors off. YTDI.
ReynshineCutting 10
you, not* Damn iPhone.
flickyourbic1223 7
Why didn't you just throw a real party?
xlibrax 0
Major fail. I must laugh and for a long period of time I should add. You shouldn't be trying to make people think you're popular. Just be yourself and **** what everyone else thinks.
kenoswild 14
way to go! you're my hero!!! *snickers* not....
Mr_X100 1
that's so stupid
briidontgive_ 0
Aww op , ydi . Yet another one of those "trying to look cool" fails. Go out and make friends then next time you won't need to fake it(:
abasio 1
Wow! I mean just...wow! That's the dumbest shit I've heard in ages. YDI and more, I wish I had a button to make your computer slap you right now.
TheBadger1 0
#49 has it down. YDI for being a complete moron. I'd hit that slap button twice. Just to make sure you got the hint.
animalsrule2010 2
haha sucks for you my cat loves water and jumps into the tub porously so he can swim around :3
koolbop56 0
Lol wrong fml buddy
jimmyjamesyall 4
porously? Are you special, or foreign?