Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got drunk until morning at a college friend's apartment with bunch of strangers. Some officials came in due to the noise and I tried to scare them away by pretending to sing a latin song of worship I made up, thinking they'd respect the gathering if it was a religious one. FML
Today, I left my window open while practicing the saxophone. My drunk neighbours showed their appreciation for the music with a well-aimed firecracker that set my mattress on fire. My landlord has threatened to evict me as she thinks I set it off. FML
Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went and asked if he could tone it down a little. He responded by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to my house, all while his guests cheered him on. FML
Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML
Today, I wore noise-canceling headphones while cleaning my apartment. Apparently I'd been singing at the top of my lungs for nearly an hour, because my neighbor knocked on my door just to ask if everything was OK. FML
Today, I was docked and fined in my dorm building because of multiple noise complaints. What was I doing that was so noisy? I slipped in the shower and banged my head against the floor. Then when I reached for the towel rack to pull myself up, it broke and I slammed my wrist onto the ground. FML
Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML
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Top comments
mikejunior88 4
Fail. YDI.
maz255 10
wht does screaming have to do with being at a party? do people just scream out at random?
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Comments (138)
TheNewGuy03 29
you certainly got what you asked for. you got attention -- but did you like it? you dolt, try leaving your place once in a while. and this is coming from a guy who is socially awkward as all hell. |the kid|
derekahlers 4
you got served sucka.
horneyhic 15
nice truck is it urs?
situations 3
why would you fake one? YDI uncool to fake one
kristylew03 1
If I was your neighbor I'd be pissed off that you were making all that noise, not think "oh wow, listen to that... He must be so popular". No. This is why I hate (a lot of) college kids.
deidre823 7
You're in college now. Popularity doesn't matter anymore. YDI because you're lame.
Miss_Random 0
I totally agree with 55. I can not STAND noisy neighbors! Even if I'm not trying to get some sleep or study, I still like my apartment to be quiet. Some people think it's okay to be loud during the day, but that's bullshit. I don't care what time of the day it is, I don't want to hear my neighbor's music/tv/conversations (some people just talk loud.). I use to have a neighbor that BLASTED her ******* stereo just about every night and sometimes during the day. It drove me crazy! And I did not think she was "cool" or think "Gee, she must be so popular!". No, I wanted to punch her in the face. Being that loud is just down right disrespectful to your neighbors. YTDI!
darkmis1 18
YTDI! Dorm walls are so thin and people who blast their music are so rude and obnoxious!
Jizwold 0
**** friends just get a girlfriend
Suekoff16 3
OP, in college no one cares about being popular any more. If you're so desperate for all the attention, go back to high school. In college you get to be whoever you want to be and people are ok with it.
krizleykrislo 4
You know, the popularity contest is supposed to end when you graduate high school