Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a haircut at a fancy salon and made small talk with the stylist. While she washed my hair, I said, “Wow, this is better than my girlfriend does it.” She replied, “That’s because I’m a professional. Also, I’m your girlfriend’s cousin.” FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, after getting an expensive haircut, I showed it to my boyfriend. Instead of saying, "Wow, those bangs look great on you" he said, "Wow, you look really good when you don't show your forehead." FML
Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
Today, I went to a new hair salon that has just opened down my street. I asked them for a trim and a little bit of layering, just to keep things smart and professional. I walked out looking like a cross between a pineapple and a mop. Of course, as is often the case after a bad haircut, I have a job interview in two hours. FML
Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML
Today, three people commented on my new haircut. The one I got about two weeks ago. FML
Today, I was trying to compliment a colleague on her new hairstyle. I said, "I love how you did your hair today, it makes you look so mature!" She didn't take it as a compliment. FML
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
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mariazzz 5
what a bitch!! Shes just jealous op!
danz123 7
Just tell her: 'And people with skills like yours shouldn't be wasted in a hairdresser's like thi-oh wait, you've got no skills so you belong here, my bad. :)'
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Comments (104)
MuffyStJacques 0
Repeat: "I'm ugly and I'm proud!"
mattfim 0
great job!
Cinn_fml 23
Sometimes people say mean things, don't let it get to you. I'm sure there are plenty of people who think you're pretty, and others who won't care one way or the others.
julieseattle 4
I bet you are beautiful. She is the ugly one for telling lies to make herself feel better!!
Livinia 11
Just ignore that stupid bitch. I bet you're beautiful and she's just jealous (:
phorest 0
Lol @ all these white knighters. I bet you're ugly. YDI
Devin91 20
don't listen to her, karma's a bitch.
nerdsgetmehot 23
What a BITCH. I would have confronted her and told her that I had heard her.
dolphincheddar 10
that would probably not accomplish anything because the hairdresser wouldn't care
nerdsgetmehot 23
#45 I'm aware that it probably wouldn't have accomplished anything because the hairdresser is probably enough of a bitch that she doesn't care, but it probably would have made OP better to just let it all out and confront her. When someone says something mean/does something rude, I always find it better to confront the person even if they don't care if they're rude. That way I can at least let off some steam and I won't stew in my anger!
lmaoatall 6
did you tell her if your dog had a face like hers you would shave it's butt and teach him to walk backwards. it's old I know but effective just the same.
mikestarr_89 0
hope u slapped the cow one!!
yuggi1 11
Raise your chin and walk out of there with pride, OP. You have beautiful hair and that's a huge improvement.