Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a haircut at a fancy salon and made small talk with the stylist. While she washed my hair, I said, “Wow, this is better than my girlfriend does it.” She replied, “That’s because I’m a professional. Also, I’m your girlfriend’s cousin.” FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, after getting an expensive haircut, I showed it to my boyfriend. Instead of saying, "Wow, those bangs look great on you" he said, "Wow, you look really good when you don't show your forehead." FML
Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
Today, I went to a new hair salon that has just opened down my street. I asked them for a trim and a little bit of layering, just to keep things smart and professional. I walked out looking like a cross between a pineapple and a mop. Of course, as is often the case after a bad haircut, I have a job interview in two hours. FML
Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML
Today, three people commented on my new haircut. The one I got about two weeks ago. FML
Today, I was trying to compliment a colleague on her new hairstyle. I said, "I love how you did your hair today, it makes you look so mature!" She didn't take it as a compliment. FML
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
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mariazzz 5
what a bitch!! Shes just jealous op!
danz123 7
Just tell her: 'And people with skills like yours shouldn't be wasted in a hairdresser's like thi-oh wait, you've got no skills so you belong here, my bad. :)'
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Comments (104)
xrainbowshadowx 17
She's a bitch. She's probably jealous that you have such beautiful hair.
brittybrat1165 5
Woooow wat a horrible bitch who the hell is she 2 be saying who deserves wat she better have looked like muthafuckin megan fox 2 b talkin big shit like that ppl like her I will never understand I mean there must b something really wrong in her head 4 her 2 b sayin that
Monkeybutt1 0
Im guessing she didnt get a tip:) Haha but honestly she is prob jelouse or sometging:)
forza_italia88 2
take my advice (as an ex apprentice hairdresser, and just letting you know i didnt like to gossip about my clients) you probably told her everything about your life from the relationships and sex to money and family and friends and all that jazz because you thought you could trust her right? well i can guarantee that every single on of her co-workers knows all your stories and they sit around telling each other about all their clients lives because thats what hairdressers do. you shouldnt trust them. believe me dont ever say a word to them about your private lives everyone!!! the rest of he world will know about it trust me!!
kennarama 0
This is just so beyond stupid. You're making stylist look awful and that is an extremely one sided and jaded view. Shame on you.
Souperflip 2
Duh, she's jealous. I think we got that. Try not to get so wet over it.
LaughinStock 16
hahaha wow what a bitch
jrs731 0
I would have grabbed a pair of buzz clippers and ran it right down the middle of her head, then I would have told her that no one will notice her ugly face with ****** up hair like hers!
xHKfreakx 0
aww thats mean =(
dchuy1 0
classic hater remark...
somelikeithot2 0
apparently she forgot who was paying her bills... her clients!