Today, I played with the white dust on the counter at work for the last time. After a couple of weeks of arriving to a thin coating of dust over the counter, and drawing in it, piling it up and other such fun things, I met the guy who now does the earlier shift. He has a huge, dandruffy beard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML
Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML
Today, I painted an area I had carefully sanded, cleaned, and taped off. I pulled a fan out of the closet to help dry it faster. I turned the fan on, and a million dust particles flew off onto the wet paint. FML
Today, I came in to work and found the conference room whiteboards completely clean. My assistant had wiped all the white boards where I'd spent 10 hours writing the schedule for the next three months. I was going to meet with all the supervisors to finalize that schedule today. FML
Today, out of boredom, I decided to clean shave my beard and moustache for the first time in 3 years. My new nickname at work is The Crimson Chin. FML
Today, the last customer of the night shift handed me their money along with a wad of their hair. FML
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML
Today, I had to clean out my husband's brother's room as he is moving. The room was filled with childish toys, mould and years of dust covered everything. Behind and under every piece of furniture were earwax encrusted cotton swabs, hundreds of them. Oh yeah, he's moving in with us. FML
Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Good thing you didn't play with the white dust on the floor by the urinal.
dul_fml 2
Goldmember wouldn't have wasted such perfect skin. EAT IT
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Comments (112)
happyemokid8181 0
Ewwwwwwwwwww.... I lost the game..... :p
possumisawesome 0
Augh, I lost the game now, too! Don't you hate it when random things make you remember, and lose, the game?
happyemokid8181 0
LOL I know... I saw played and was like noooooo! I was wondering who would realize what game i was talking about...
pandapox 0
noo!!! i was going to win the game, and say i lost the game on my death bed!! ****!
lmaoatyourlife 0
Hahaha thats excellent, i have now also lost the game.
Dabamash 0
Sorry guys but the Game is finished. A /b/ combo broke it.
Bloodknight 22
Haha, I was expecting it to be asbestos and you saying your now in the hospital.
flgal 0
i've never seen dandruff look like "dust"
laurr_rawrs 0
well you must only be surrounded by impeccably conditioned people. I've seen some dusty looking dandruff in my day. people have to learn to utilize shampoo/conditioner.
owtom78 0
Unfortunately for me, I have had some situations with getting really bad dandruff, and it can easily be mistaken for dust particles.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Well, since dust is made of dead skin particles and other assorted crap, it usually does look dust-like.
Tequilamockngbrd 7
This is only an FML if you weren't in the habit of washing your hands before lunch. If you weren't, FYL for eating someone's dead skin. No one likes a cannibal.
XanimalloverX 0
I thought that this was going to be about drugs. The dusting of thin white powder instantly made me think drugs
WTFKuro 0
Dandruff is dead skin. Dust is dead skin. What's the problem?
mousepad41 0
My thoughts exactly
bananamanama 0
What did you think dust is made of? =/
kitcat66674 0
thats gross man!!
Daggertrout 6
So you have no problem whatsoever playing with mystery dust, but as soon as you discover it's some other guy's dandruff, you get all squicked out?
touchableturtle 0
halfway through reading this, i was expecting it to be coke. i'm disappointed. X(