Today, I went to throw out the garbage outside. I noticed at the bottom of my can was a lot of rice. I was angry at my brother for making a mess. As I went to clean it up, the rice moved. It wasn't rice, it was maggots. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find that maggots had taken over my garbage can this weekend. We weren't home to catch it, and I didn't use the garbage this morning. On top of that, I hadn't had my caffeine for the day because I ran out and forgot. FML
Today, my mother decided to cook dinner for us and used rice that she had in her cupboard. While helping out, I stirred the dish and noticed black flecks. Turns out they were rice weevils. She tried to convince me it was "burnt garlic" and served it to the rest of the family. FML
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son decided to make some rice for lunch. When we had it, I noticed a horrid gritty taste. It turns out, he puts dirt in the rice to make "Dirty Rice". FML
Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
Today, I went to make my morning coffee as usual. When I opened the container for the coffee grounds, I saw it bubbling. Perplexed, I looked closer. This is how I discovered that maggots can actually bubble what they ingest. FML
Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML
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a_peyton 3
My dad once lit fire to a trashcan when he saw maggots inside. The trashcan melted - Clearly he's not a big fan of bugs.
turdburgers 0
Pour a 1:4 mix of bleach and water in there. I guess you could then pour it down the disposal in your sink (though that'd be gross).
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Comments (119)
godofthunder517 2
You do realize theres a reason the mess was in the trash can. What a dumb reason to get mad... Ong there's rice in my pristine trash can. FYL. Kus you got some petty problems
anyav3 13
Damn Asians...
emmjayyjung 0
At least you didn't eat any
charvisioku 22
Ugh. One of the guys I lived with last year was ******* terrible for that. He once left a pan of food on the side for about a week, and when I eventually gave up on telling him to sort it out and went to clean it up myself, I found loads of maggots underneath (it was this weird veg/lentil mash shit he always used to make). A fly must have burrowed through the food to start its filthy little nest. I gag whenever I think about it.
Bandking 12
Anybody else seen flushed away?
ireallylikepasta 12
that is ******* disgusting. I hope none got on you.
mrmittens69 16
Your house is lost.