Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML
Today, while high, I accidentally sent a pizza to my ex-girlfriend's house instead of my apartment. She has a restraining order out on me. This is bad. FML
Today, I was waiting for my pizza delivery, which I had foolishly chosen to arrive at 5pm in the middle of rush hour. The pizza was roughly 30 minutes late due to this and I was so happy to get my pizza, I tried to help get the pizza out of the warming bag and somehow caused the delivery guy to drop his smartphone. FML
Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
Today, I was starving and ordered pizza. They said it would take 30 minutes. When it arrived an hour later, I was so hangry, I didn’t even wait for the delivery guy to leave. I grabbed the pizza box, ripped it open, and immediately dropped it face-down onto the ground. I ended up eating a slice of cold, dirt-covered pizza like a sad, defeated animal. FML
Today, I ordered a food delivery and tracked it obsessively because I was starving. When it 'arrived', I realized I’d sent it to my old address from two years ago. Support said it was “successfully delivered.” Somewhere, a stranger is enjoying my dinner while I eat crackers. FML
Today, I was feeling down so I thought I'd order a burger to cheer myself up. The website I ordered from featured Instagram pics of their customers. My ex and the guy she cheated on me with were front and center. FML
Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML
Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML
Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML
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Top comments
Novadi 22
You should leave an anonymous note on her doorstep the next day saying "I hope you enjoyed the pizza, I added something special on it that you'll find... interesting"
Malahkaa 19
They probably didn't eat it wondering what you had done to it....
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Comments (72)
worldclassrager 41
Never pay via credit card for things like that...lesson learned...but maybe the pizza could mend the relationship? I doubt it though
abNormal62 23
Honey thanks for the twelve slice with everything! It's just the way I like it. You really know me and care about me, don't you? Maybe I was over reacting to finding you in bed with that other girl, the teenage boy and that sheep! You probably were just working out that physics problem in a more comfortable room. I want you back....
SadSouthernBell 18
Somebody's feeling a touch cynical this morning.
gintwinsmoore 20
then why comment at all if you doubt them getting back together?
AyeJay101 25
So like, invite me over well eat pizza together! And talk about how much of a (enter degrading name here) your ex was! Then laugh as to why you ever dated them.
mwali02 32
Probably one of the saddest FMLs I've ever read. So sorry OP. :(
Aerok 7
You must have not read too many
ApplePie1994 27
Run to his house and steal back yo pizza.
Dexter83_fml 17
Ouch
EarlFug 19
Take it! Take another little pizza my heart, now baby! - J. Joplin
eski2015 22
Terrible pun honestly just like pizza it was to cheesy
EarlFug 19
No need to be so crusty..
gintwinsmoore 20
#30, it's "too"!
Dave_Davington 34
This sort of thing is why I never pre pay when I order pizza online. If it ends up at the wrong address, at least I don't end up paying for it.
Noki234 9
You should send him another pizza, but make it an expensive order and don't prepay.
iAmDictionary 13
Just call in and order. I work at a pizza joint and they always charge you more for the same food online.
ftloosenfanzfree 7
I've always found the opposite. They really encourage you to order online (when I call the number the hold message is basically just someone saying how much easier it is to order online) and I've used many coupons and discounts that are *only* available online.
igg125 30
You just made his day. Maybe he'll call you