Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML
Today, while high, I accidentally sent a pizza to my ex-girlfriend's house instead of my apartment. She has a restraining order out on me. This is bad. FML
Today, I was waiting for my pizza delivery, which I had foolishly chosen to arrive at 5pm in the middle of rush hour. The pizza was roughly 30 minutes late due to this and I was so happy to get my pizza, I tried to help get the pizza out of the warming bag and somehow caused the delivery guy to drop his smartphone. FML
Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
Today, I was starving and ordered pizza. They said it would take 30 minutes. When it arrived an hour later, I was so hangry, I didn’t even wait for the delivery guy to leave. I grabbed the pizza box, ripped it open, and immediately dropped it face-down onto the ground. I ended up eating a slice of cold, dirt-covered pizza like a sad, defeated animal. FML
Today, I ordered a food delivery and tracked it obsessively because I was starving. When it 'arrived', I realized I’d sent it to my old address from two years ago. Support said it was “successfully delivered.” Somewhere, a stranger is enjoying my dinner while I eat crackers. FML
Today, I was feeling down so I thought I'd order a burger to cheer myself up. The website I ordered from featured Instagram pics of their customers. My ex and the guy she cheated on me with were front and center. FML
Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML
Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML
Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML
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Novadi 22
You should leave an anonymous note on her doorstep the next day saying "I hope you enjoyed the pizza, I added something special on it that you'll find... interesting"
Malahkaa 19
They probably didn't eat it wondering what you had done to it....
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Comments (72)
vinnerator 7
sharing is caring
ham_spam 17
Sharing is caring is the gayest thing I've ever heard go to the pizza place demand another pizza and if they don't give it to u jump over the counter and make it urself
Amorettex 19
Should of text her/call her and say bring me my pizza hoe
ProSwimmerFL 16
I'll be your X OP I love free pizza
Malecent 13
#55 what is tumblr?
gabagabaheyu 10
let us hope it gave your ex the pizza *****
calerino 8
Don't you pay when it arrives .-.
lalaney 14
Sorry to be insensitive OP, but this is the perfect example of an FML. It's sad, it's relatable, it's funny, and it's unexpected. Masterpiece.
gintwinsmoore 20
go get your pizza!!!
ftloosenfanzfree 7
If it's at all reassuring it's very possible he didn't get to enjoy the pizza either! I once tried to surprise my boyfriend with a pizza while he was studying for finals and he sent the pizza guy away because he hadn't ordered anything. And just last week a confused pizza guy showed up at our house at night with a pizza and we told him we didn't order anything.
NotLegit408 6
She thanks you and you guys get back together