Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents, my two sisters and their significant others went on a vacation and dropped their children at my house without ever asking me. I'm single, live alone, and can barely make ends meet, and they know it. FML
Today, my sister and her common-law-husband intensified their hints that their family is growing (a teenage son, a pre-teen daughter, and a new baby coming in the way), and it's getting rather crowded. In short, they want me out of the house. They may have also forgotten the mere fact that it is my house. FML
Today, I'm moving out of the house. My little sister can't wait and I've never seen my dad so happy. FML
Today, my sister is a murderer but my family admitted they prefer her over me. I had to move to a new city to get away from the media and drama, I have no friends, and the only family who calls me is my sister. FML
Today, my family was discussing the new rules of the house we are moving into. They told my sister she couldn't have any boys in her room. They didn't tell me I couldn't have any girls in my room. Even my parents think I can't get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 4 years is better friends with my younger sister and when she has free time to go out and do something, she would rather spend it with her than with me. FML
Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML
Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
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Top comments
Articulation 12
Quality over quantity... Even though 0 quantity is 0 quality.
OhWhoCares 42
That is really insensitive thing to say. I'm sorry OP.
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Comments (57)
FemskyD 26
Parents.. Gotta love em so subtile
lovekool4 2
That's ****** gay u ****** ass
Goblin182 27
Just because OP's friends don't hang out at her parent's house doesn't mean she has no friends. I have two sons. The older one, he and his buddies hang out our house. The younger one, he and his friends hang out at another friend's house. Probably because the younger one's friends don't care to mix with the older one and his friends.
lovekool4 2
Your a ****** so u realize that your probably some ugly ass nerd who is lesbian gay who ****** knows so here's make point go kill itself will ya cuz we need room in this planet fatass
worldclassrager 41
Show them up...host a party or something
sp4ghetti 9
Just because you don't have friends over doesn't mean you don't have them, it ok OP I rarely invite anyone over. (:
Capriciousfox 27
Awh poor OP. You have friends here though:)
Khaleesi_26 30
Maybe she was insinuating that your sisters friends are a little too loud, not that you didn't have any. Don't jump too conclusions too fast.
swedeNix 13
I dont like ur parents:p
lovelyvampire 16
I'm actually just loud lol, OP I'm sure you have friends, but if you're anything like me, you try to keep them out of your house. lol