Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents, my two sisters and their significant others went on a vacation and dropped their children at my house without ever asking me. I'm single, live alone, and can barely make ends meet, and they know it. FML
Today, my sister and her common-law-husband intensified their hints that their family is growing (a teenage son, a pre-teen daughter, and a new baby coming in the way), and it's getting rather crowded. In short, they want me out of the house. They may have also forgotten the mere fact that it is my house. FML
Today, I'm moving out of the house. My little sister can't wait and I've never seen my dad so happy. FML
Today, my sister is a murderer but my family admitted they prefer her over me. I had to move to a new city to get away from the media and drama, I have no friends, and the only family who calls me is my sister. FML
Today, my family was discussing the new rules of the house we are moving into. They told my sister she couldn't have any boys in her room. They didn't tell me I couldn't have any girls in my room. Even my parents think I can't get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 4 years is better friends with my younger sister and when she has free time to go out and do something, she would rather spend it with her than with me. FML
Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML
Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
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Articulation 12
Quality over quantity... Even though 0 quantity is 0 quality.
OhWhoCares 42
That is really insensitive thing to say. I'm sorry OP.
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Comments (57)
AGB10 19
So you and your friends the type to talk less but talk sense? Nothing wrong with that!
HeartYou101 31
To the people saying that OP is lonely and should make friends - They never denied not having friends...They probably never come over or (s)he prefers to visit them instead, like myself...For example, two years ago, my mother was fully convinced I had very few to no friends and said it was a bad idea for me to have an 18th birthday party as I'd be disappointed with the outcome of people, I insisted and she made barely any food because she "knew" barely anyone would show up and low and behold, a good enough crowd showed up and filled up the function room in the pub where I held my party. Parents have bad judgements sometimes!
capthigh 16
Parents do tend to have bad judgment when it comes to these things. My brother used to always have friends come over. I personally liked to go to people's only I never told my parents exactly who's house I was going to I would always just say a friends house. So they would just assume I had only a few friends because I've only ever had a few friends over. They thought my brother was Mr.Popular and I was just a loner. Therefore my mom was very surprised when I actually started to invite more friends over and saw that I indeed have way more than just two friends.
Aquila_Umbrae 26
We will be your friends!
Erto 17
Too easy, detonate yourself and the enemy in a blaze of glory. You'll be dead but as they say in street fighter, your soul still burns.
jeriaslovesyou 16
That's so rude. :/
Jxv 15
It's okay, my sister is 7 and she has more friends than I
dawanjony 18
That's makes two of us.lol
vikky538 29
may be its time you tell your parents..that you are not the type of person who brings every friend to the house...
MondRubberduck 24
My Parents only concerns are:" Why arent you going out Or something? Meet a girl n shit?"
skyeyez9 25
My childhood home was always quiet cause my parents made me play outside vs staying indoors with my friends.