Today, my mother in law basically said I deserve my breast cancer, all because I declined to take part in one of her "March Against Cancer" events a while ago. I guess donating money to cancer research instead of going on a meaningless march really messed up my karma. FML
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Today, I found out that my mother, who's been against me seeking treatment for my cancer, has been going to different churches and charities to get donations for her "poor ailing daughter." I've not seen a dime of this money, and my mom just tells me to pray my cancer away. FML
Today, my sister-in-law was diagnosed with breast cancer. My mother then confided in me that she suspected it was a prank to get more money from our family. FML
Today, a cashier asked me if I would like to donate to breast cancer research. Since I have already made my donations this month, I politely declined. The cashier snorted and said, "Maybe you'll feel differently if someone you love got cancer." I'm a two-year survivor. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom. Apparently, my seeking medicinal treatments for my cancer is blasphemous. According to her, I should just pray my cancer away. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with breast cancer, enduring months of tortuous chemo, having painful radiation treatments and having had my tubes tied, I realized I’ve become the butt of an incredibly cruel cosmic joke. I got pregnant from the one-night stand I had to celebrate beating cancer. FML
Today, my mom called me a "heartless bitch" for eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a woman who, just last week, faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I saw a Facebook post from my mom about my cancer, how she’s exhausted caring for me, and quit her job to be by my side, blah blah blah. The woman hasn’t set foot in my house in 11 months after I got a restraining order against her, and my "cancer" is a mole I’m getting removed next week. FML
Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her about my terminal cancer diagnosis. She responded with, "What makes you think I care at all?" before hanging up. FML
Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
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llamarrama01 21
What a bitch! Good luck in your recovery and keep strong!
HollyQuinn 21
Cancer is a bitch, just like your mother in law. I really hope you get better <3
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Comments (103)
worldclassrager 41
You didn't donate enough would be her second excuse
2ndChanceBob86 9
Meaningless march. Well said!
DoomedGemini 38
It's not meaningless to the people who remembered to check and check out any unusual lumps. It's not meaningless for those who caught the cancer early because of that checking. It's not meaningless when it show people a disease to donate money for a cure. It's not meaningless toward those who have specific walks dedicated to them so they have the money for treatment. It's not meaningless for the people that feel alone. For the people who lost someone and can show their support for them as well as find others who know someone or lost someone as well to talk to. It's not meaningless for the money raised to go to the cause. It's not meaningless. If you don't want to walk, that's up to you. If you rather donate and have the money, awesome!!!! But don't call something that gives a different way to help or support meaningless.
alicecooperfan 18
Wow, how incredibly rude. I'm so sorry OP!
Emma1562 35
That is so rude I'm so sorry
ellabellaboom 24
What a sick human being!!! To say someone deserves something as serious as cancer is beyond disgusting. I am so sorry that your mother-in-law is so heartless. Please stay strong OP. Some people have fought cancer and won. Remember that!
Hildy93 21
Oh yeah she got you! *rolls eyes*
ChaiseT 16
Nobody ever deserves cancer. Don't listen to her OP, her karma will come.
lavapants 15
The old woman is an asshole.
momac86 17
It's not just a meaningless March so watch yourself there but just concentrate on your recovery and you'll get there
Soverain 15
You know, FML wouldn't be the same without monster in laws.