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Dweebs

By XxtentaculonxX - 08/12/2012 22:52 - United Kingdom - Oban

Today, I was chatting to a friend on Facebook about girls, and why we're single. We somehow ended up admitting to one another that we'd never get girlfriends, finding out that we both like hentai porn, and trading info on Japanese sex toys. FML

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Sunday 9 December 2012 3:09

And that's why...

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Comments

Fetuskicker666 15

Monday 7 September 2015 23:51

nothing wrong with that, hope you find a girl that likes hentai just as much as u !

Solano2580 24

Wednesday 27 July 2016 15:38

YDI count: 31313, weird.

abbas07 20

Monday 7 August 2017 17:07

maybe you are gay

jojolovesyou134 17

Wednesday 18 April 2018 13:31

sounds like my husband

Catto-Golden 23

Thursday 26 July 2018 5:41

Marry him

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