Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dutch courage
Today, my boyfriend was going to propose. Since he was really nervous, he decided to have a couple of drinks to loosen up. He ended up throwing up and passing out before he could get down on one knee. FML
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au8r3yr0ss1 0
how did you know he was going to propose if he didn't get around to it...
nammz 0
so...did you say yes or no?
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musicloverr 0
"Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. Since I was really nervous, I decided to have a couple of drinks to loosen up. I ended up throwing up and passing out before I could get down on one knee. FML"
Sirobin 0
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. Since I was really nervous, I had a couple of drinks to loosen up. I ended up throwing up and passing out before I could get down on one knee. FML Damn it, beat me too it...
Atwood_fml 0
Today I decided to propose to my girlfriend. I ended up drinking, throwing up, and passing out before I could get the words out. Deciding that it was at least a good story to post on Fmylife.com, I visited the site immediately when I got home. I soon saw that she had already posted the story. Now I'm single and I don't even get interwebs cred. FML
JYNXX21 0
#9 your question mark picture is very sexy indeed.
wowfmlife 0
maybe he just made that up because he really doesnt want to marry you....
I_am_stupid_also 6
Tell him how much a divorce and alimony will cost him and then he will throw up even when sober.
musicloverr 0
ahahahahahaha #13 =)
hiihannahhx 0
haha, #13, your version ftw :]
so_me_fml 0
Wow sounds like a real weiner! ...I mean, winner??? Also, totally agree with #8. Men today need to MAN UP!!!
vengeance501 8
You try asking some one to be with you for the rest of your life by law.
mother_green7 0
nothing like a drunk proposal that can do the trick