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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Dutch courage

Today, my boyfriend was going to propose. Since he was really nervous, he decided to have a couple of drinks to loosen up. He ended up throwing up and passing out before he could get down on one knee. FML

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how did you know he was going to propose if he didn't get around to it...

so...did you say yes or no?

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How did you know he was going to propose? Did he tell you? Lame. And i hate it when people claim that their number of comment makes them the best. For example "I hear #100 is awesome." and they are number 100. It gets old people. Real old.

May want to reconsider saying "yes."

#15, if he didn't want to marry her he wouldn't propose in the first place. what was he drinking, and how many is "a couple"?

lmao, ppl need to ease up on the guy

angie_babi 0

uhm, how did you know he was going to propose ??????

wh0regasm 0

how embarrassing!!!! don't let that stop you though

How did you know he was going to propose?

#11, 12 and 13... just, stfu. that sucks so bad, but its not really an FML for you. sounds more like your fiance(?) should be posting here.

BulldogQB4 0

#2 shut up. Marriage is a big thing. I could understand the man being nervous, just took it the wrong way.

wowfmlife 0

#33, thats what i mean, how would she know he was actually going to propose?