Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dutch courage
Today, my boyfriend was going to propose. Since he was really nervous, he decided to have a couple of drinks to loosen up. He ended up throwing up and passing out before he could get down on one knee. FML
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au8r3yr0ss1 0
how did you know he was going to propose if he didn't get around to it...
nammz 0
so...did you say yes or no?
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ThatsAli3 0
why was he so nervous.... did he think you'd say no? = (
woahcomments 0
he TOLD you he was going to propose? like "i'm going to propose to you. can i have a few drinks first?" seriously? wtf. if he could tell you he was going to, why could he just do the actual proposing?
chea_chea 0
I don't get it either. How did you know he was going to propose? Did he tell you "I'm proposing to you later today?" It's one of those things you don't announce you're about to do, you just do it. I've never called an FML fake before but this sounds like a fake if there ever was one
jessica92_fml 0
thats a nice proposal
nikkiadiel 0
He's a keeper.
JSocehy 0
i don't think your boyfriend sucks, but if he's that nervous around you, i dont know if he is ready to get engaged. haha
ColdChoas 4
Sounds like a real catch there skipper! A fish that drowns itself as its about to get caught? Well I'll be... Dump the loser. Real men exist.
MrFail_fml 0
To be honest, if he never went down on one knee, how the hell could you know he was going to? you suck. your boyfriend is currently my new hero
Professor59 2
Yes, your life is really awful, you poor little about to be engaged girl.
CPTobvious_fml 0
sounds like this will be a Wild Turkey type of wedding...... yeeeee haaaaw "Attention everyone...the reception will be held at the trailor park with catering from wal-mart"