Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about him and his female friend’s friendship making me uncomfortable. He responded by throwing the mother of all fits and punching a hole in the wall. He said I have to pay for the repair, because I "made him do it." FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to get into an open relationship. He has no romantic feelings for me anymore, but he didn't want to separate from my cat. FML
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
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Shzusuziq 16
Good choice!
live_to_love 25
It seems you made the right choice after all !
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Comments (22)
johnjk 1
Hmm I wonder if the grounds for the ultimatum suggest you are a crazy cat woman. You can buy a cat or scoop a stray out of the gutter any hour of the day but finding a human connection is a lot harder.
MissHavik 4
That isn't a good human connection if the person can't accept the things you love and tries to make you choose. Someone who makes you choose between two things you love doesn"t deserve to be in that person's life. Plus they have anger issues they need to sort out since they can't reel it in...having to punch walls. Pathetic really
disasterlydeed 26
Good for you sis, cats will never let you down
militarylifelike 9
Was his name Tyler?
Jonkbaby 23
sounds like a winner
BeefyQueefy 14
HIs name was Kyle, wasn't it?
0neiros 14
GOOD FOR YOU!!! Anyone who makes a supposed loved one choose between an animal who is innocent of anything other than wanting love and companionship (Yes even cats for clarification to the haters), and their selfish asses deserves to be royally dumped. Put in a complaint with the cos about the hole in the wall. It could have been your face.
blob 8
Honestly it depends on how many for me, if it’s just a few, that’s fine, but if there is a lot then it’s just too many