Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML
Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I had to wait outside Starbucks. While standing, I started daydreaming and didn't notice I had been staring at a table beside the window for a long time. Suddenly, someone came up to me and said, "Try not to be so obvious." Sitting at the table was a girl with a huge cleavage. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with a girl I like and her best friend. We had a good time, even talked for a few hours at the restaurant, but after we left, she stopped talking to me. Her friend told her that I kept staring at her chest; I was trying to see what her pendant was. FML
Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML
Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shirt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shirt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. FML
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
Today, I was creeping on a girl, looking at her tattoos and getting stimulated while she was sitting down in the carriage next to ours. From the looks of it, it looked like she was looking at her phone, but she was actually staring dead at me. FML
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maxson_fml 0
As soon as I read "stared at her breasts" I clicked YDI.
heavyop 0
And you didn't think she would notice when you turned your head to stare at her for a few minutes?!? YDI
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Comments (241)
ssmithpanther89 0
I think some people might be over reacting but YDI for staring for minutes. Plus girls can always tell if it isnt a really quick glance.
Lythiaren 8
People like you are the reason I wear T-shirts and sweaters at all times and slouch to make my forsaken DDs look smaller. I'm very uncomfortable with extended staring. If it was me, you wouldn't have gotten to look at my face after a few minutes. You would've gotten clocked.
Matzaball300 0
PERV!!!!!!!! I HATE THAT!!!!!
xoxo_99 0
Ew! What a nasty pervert.
skiierboy01 0
stupid; check the sunglasses BEFORE u wear them and start staring at some random chicks boobs and SERIOUSLY, who the **** wears sunglasses to a basketballgame?!?
iDontFail_xD 0
what was my comment again? ( #34 ) I wanna know, since it got blocked.
seayjoel 0
You were wearing sunglasses indoors that gets an automatic lol and your a perv
idontgiveone 0
Unless your some blind guy then you should have noticed that.
idontgiveone 0
Unless your some blind guy then you should have noticed that.
photographer_fml 0
....pervert