Love: Duh… - FML

Duh…

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 02:53 - Canada

Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML

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Ykk_fml 2

Tuesday 29 September 2009 10:01

how did you recognize the speech, was you at his last wedding? YLS

power_ranger 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 9:41

Oh wow, FYL.

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MegaSolipsist 13

Monday 23 April 2012 23:46

What a man...

Sir_Swaggington 6

Thursday 4 April 2013 18:47

I totally would've called off the wedding, right there, in front of everybody. That wasn't cool at all. You deserve a better wedding than that.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 16 March 2015 9:38

It's obvious he doesn't care.

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