Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
Today, my husband made an elaborate heartfelt speech to a female colleague regarding her job promotion during her celebration dinner that had everyone in tears. During our wedding, he insisted on not do wedding vows because he “doesn’t like all that emotional shit.” FML
Today, I had to give a speech at my sister’s wedding. I spent weeks preparing every word. When it was finally my turn, I stood up to the microphone and froze. Instead of something like, "Congratulations, I’m so happy for you both," I mixed up whatever jokes I'd prepared in my brain, and blurted out, “I’m in love with your husband.” FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband decided it would be a good idea, when he was supposed to do his speech, to stand up and say, "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. Genitals. That is all." FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously, until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML
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Ykk_fml 2
how did you recognize the speech, was you at his last wedding? YLS
power_ranger 0
Oh wow, FYL.
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Comments (91)
billybobblowjob 0
sucks
KalMaxiumus 0
who the hell gets married on a monday
galafael5814 0
I got married on a Monday. Not everyone HAS to get married on a weekend...we married on Monday because the date was important, not the day.
DSuarez94 0
Kinda sounds like something I might've done, but 3 months is a short time don't you think. Don't you wait for like 2 years or something.
IllegalLight 0
Maybe he can do that again for his third wife... and this time not have her find out.
Vanita 1
Many men forget about things like this; you should have known him well enough before your wedding day to predict this situation.
cani_fml 0
miss the point much???
Vanita 1
Don't think so. Wanna try to convince me?
Qup 0
real winner
wordgirl 0
Classy. But, if he's golden in every other way, forgive him and chalk it up to not being a word guy or a pressure guy. Maybe you'll laugh about it in 10 years, you know?
Kacie25 0
I always have to remind my husband to do things! It is just a trait that men have, it is our responsibility to remind them of things as important as a wedding speech.
SourPatchx3 0
Lmao, If I were her, I would have taken my speech back an been like "Ditto, with your name in it."