Today, I was at my job as a flight attendant. A passenger on my plane stopped breathing and turned blue. As I cleared his airways and was busy strapping an oxygen mask to his face, the passenger behind him tried to hand me her trash. Apparently I'm a walking trash can, no matter what I'm doing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML
Today, I was assigned to empty the lavatory tank on an airplane. I haven't done this since February, when the contents ended up all over me. I thought to myself, "It can't happen again, can it?" I was wrong. FML
Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, I was on a small plane. A flight attendant told us that there was too much weight in the front of the plane and they needed 3 people to move to the back of the plane. I volunteer and walk to the back. She says, "Okay, we're going to need 1 more person." FML
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML
Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML
Today, at my job in a funeral home, I was transferring a body off a stretcher when it exhaled its last breath. Right into my face. FML
Today, at my job as a hotel housekeeper, I accidentally entered the room of someone who hadn't left yet. To my horror, the man inside was having a massive heart attack. I just found out he passed away, despite immediate medical intervention. FML
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DaveMcRae 0
Wtf is wrong with people?
MyzticHydra 0
at least the guy didn't die right? so your a heroic trash can :)
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Comments (177)
roflbubbles 0
It's stuff like this that makes me wanna slap the shit out of someone haha
Shyman4ever 0
That's your job,NOW GO GET ME SOME SHIT TO EAT!!!! Jk LOL fyl
TheBigDawg 8
I'm not going to vote. You didn't deserve being treated like all you do is collect trash, but at the same time it sounds like you saved a life (or at least tried to).
warhorse57 0
The bitch needs a good slap upside her head......
iFruit 0
That sucks. Hopefully you could still do what you needed to do.
Chevelle69 0
Some people just think they're more important than everything else. I wanted to spit blood at my screen when I read this.
Slackness 10
Well done. The fact you spoke regarding this shows the contempt we in general should hold people in. Double plus chocco this month, you can have mine. I want you on my flight. 10/10. Take care.
KumoFF7 3
#24, you fail at reading
musicboy997 0
first muwahaha
warhorse57 0
maybe some big well hung guy will show her some respect