Today, I was at my job as a flight attendant. A passenger on my plane stopped breathing and turned blue. As I cleared his airways and was busy strapping an oxygen mask to his face, the passenger behind him tried to hand me her trash. Apparently I'm a walking trash can, no matter what I'm doing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML
Today, I was assigned to empty the lavatory tank on an airplane. I haven't done this since February, when the contents ended up all over me. I thought to myself, "It can't happen again, can it?" I was wrong. FML
Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, I was on a small plane. A flight attendant told us that there was too much weight in the front of the plane and they needed 3 people to move to the back of the plane. I volunteer and walk to the back. She says, "Okay, we're going to need 1 more person." FML
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML
Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML
Today, at my job in a funeral home, I was transferring a body off a stretcher when it exhaled its last breath. Right into my face. FML
Today, at my job as a hotel housekeeper, I accidentally entered the room of someone who hadn't left yet. To my horror, the man inside was having a massive heart attack. I just found out he passed away, despite immediate medical intervention. FML
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DaveMcRae 0
Wtf is wrong with people?
MyzticHydra 0
at least the guy didn't die right? so your a heroic trash can :)
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Comments (177)
x3samanthasue 0
For those of you arguing over whether or not the oxygen mask would of helped, are you assholes really going to sit on your butt and try to tell this woman how to do her job? These women are trained to know how to act in emergency situations such as this, it's not like the idea to put an oxygen mask on the man just popped in her head. She was following proper protocol that scientists and doctors, far superior to you trolls, laid out. I also am very sad to hear that someone out there is really that rude and completely thoughtless. I remember one woman on a plane ride threw a fit because they didn't have any pineapple juice. Seriously? I feel so bad for flight attendants, people treat them like shit.
omar_fml 0
wow haha how ignorant
toodles217 0
unless you're a hot stewardess, then yes, you are a walking trash can. i miss the days of required weight limits for a stewardess
Honda288 2
What a bitch toss her into the garbage
dorkasaur 0
uhhhh thats ur job is it not?
Piemonkey 0
#147 You're a ******* moron. Go jump off something tall.
woltfire 0
I have lost faith in humanity!
deninja 0
ehh she's a bitch she could have at least been considerate about the guy with no air no chris brown jokes please
scenellamas 0
yes. **** YOUR life, not the dying man's life. jackoff.
Wicked_6 0
Wow, how ignorant and stupid can a person get? I mean, do you really think that the small inconvenience of having to hold onto a piece of trash for a few minutes longer is more important then trying to get someone to start breathing again? I mean really grow up.
mcguff 0
did they drop any good loot?