Today, I was at my job as a flight attendant. A passenger on my plane stopped breathing and turned blue. As I cleared his airways and was busy strapping an oxygen mask to his face, the passenger behind him tried to hand me her trash. Apparently I'm a walking trash can, no matter what I'm doing. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML
Today, I was assigned to empty the lavatory tank on an airplane. I haven't done this since February, when the contents ended up all over me. I thought to myself, "It can't happen again, can it?" I was wrong. FML
Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, I was on a small plane. A flight attendant told us that there was too much weight in the front of the plane and they needed 3 people to move to the back of the plane. I volunteer and walk to the back. She says, "Okay, we're going to need 1 more person." FML
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML
Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML
Today, at my job in a funeral home, I was transferring a body off a stretcher when it exhaled its last breath. Right into my face. FML
Today, at my job as a hotel housekeeper, I accidentally entered the room of someone who hadn't left yet. To my horror, the man inside was having a massive heart attack. I just found out he passed away, despite immediate medical intervention. FML
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DaveMcRae 0
Wtf is wrong with people?
MyzticHydra 0
at least the guy didn't die right? so your a heroic trash can :)
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Comments (177)
SookMauNoots 0
loolol
Clark3 0
Indeed. Wtf is wrong with some people?
tapesculpture 0
what a bitch...
robv565 0
ummm it clearly says "the passenger behind him tried to hand me HER trash. " sooo F her Life
moonsolomon 0
At least she didn't try to stuff it in your pocket when you didn't take it, that would have been the epitome of ****** up.
somethingawesome 9
No. She is just rude.
ky_stone22 0
Her life was in danger too. If you didn't take her trash at that second, she may've realized that the world didn't revolve around her. YDI obviously i'm kidding. what a bitch!
jpturnbull 0
Your not a sky godess your a flying waitress. Get rid off the attitude and empty the trash. Air tickets cost enough without the I'm a godess attitude.
tisiphone_fml 0
Perhaps, someday, it will be you having a medical problem on a plane. I hope somebody flags the flight attendant down for something minuscule whilst she or he could be saving -your- life. Shame on you, little man. The issue here was that somebody was dying, not that she had an attitude of any sort.
ninapillsbury 0
what the hell is wrong with u i hope u have a problem like that and she leaves to do something else THEN mabey you'll appricate this
megapeyt 17
You're an asshole. Period. End of story.
jaybrown 0
This is one of my favorites.
Iwannabetreo 11
So did he make it?