Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML
Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML
Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
Today, I was using the urinal at work when an old guy started using the one next to mine. All of a sudden, he used that Ghostbusters' line, "Cross the streams!", and tried to pee into my urinal. I had to wait 4 hours in pee-drenched shoes until my shift was over. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
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CallMeHush 1
You fail because you couldn't outrun an old drunk with his dick out. What? You got got square wheels on your wheelchair or something?
rosto16 0
I hope you smack the hell outta him!
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Comments (144)
transio 0
YDI for not being able to outrun a drunk old fart pissing on you!!! FAIL!!
The__Redneck 7
Dude's already got his dick out, you've already got piss on you, and instead of seeing if one solid kick could rupture a ********, you ran away? Maybe this little incident will convince you to grow some balls.
ashiiya 0
I wouldn't just speed up. Either kick him there and teach him a lesson. You can also teach him a lesson by karate chopping him in the neck. Next time (if such a thing is ever to happen, I'm sure he told his friends that it was fun) remember to stand up for yourself. Obviously, telling him to stop won't work since he's a sick person for peeing on someone to begin with. Give him the proper beating so he can't do that to anyone ever again. Sick bastard.
Sekococo 0
Free golden shower, he snipe with piss
amazingjane 0
whoop that trick!!!
isreal 0
47 made me lagh and he is true
ralphyr 0
I don't care if you are a woman, if you didn't attempt to kick his ass then you deserved it.
angrynegro7 16
OP's a guy, and that makes his reaction worse!
ShortSold 0
Only in Romania. Sadly there's not a lot you can do in those situations if you're on your own, unless you pull a knife on them but that's asking for more trouble - especially if he was with a group.
saywhaaat_01 0
sooo why didn't you kick him in the balls?
Exotiiqua 0
uuuuhhh... WTF???