Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in a rush before work. I squeezed the toothpaste tube too hard, and some of it it shot directly into my eye. I spent the next ten minutes half-blind, crying peppermint tears, and still somehow managed to be late. FML
Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML
Today, I woke up with pink eye. My mom tried to help by putting drops in. It started burning like hell; she didn't understand why. It turns out she was putting ear drops in my eye. FML
Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
Today, while squishing a stink bug, it sprayed directly in my eye. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
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Top comments
Ozuru 11
Blindly grabbing things without two working eyes is never a good idea.
perdix 31
She blinded me with . . . stupidity.
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Comments (89)
xmaximusx 12
Funny
mmmhmm11268 4
Wow, hope ya feel better. FYL ^.•
nawnatalia 2
Well at least now your eyes will smell nice too!
lowercaseG 13
This doesn't seem real..
northbaldwinbabe 18
I`m really sorry. I hope you feel better! Lots Of Love, Jenelle<3
Showlife16 5
That shit stinks too. I'm sorry!
randomshuffle369 7
"Who, who, the hell is hedwig my name is teatree." Someone please get that reference.
BenjiX_fml 13
My friend did that with her eye drops for her contacts. It was some peroxide type cleaning thing. Could hear her scream from a mile away
vader557 16
It pays to read things. Even if you have only one good eye.