Today, I forgot my library book on a bench then I got on a bus, so I got off at the next stop and walked back to get it. I arrived just in time to see some guy pick it up and hop on another bus. So now I'm not on the bus I needed, and I have to pay for the book. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran 5 miles to catch the bus I take to university after missing my connection. When I got to the bus stop, I realized I had left my U-Pass on my desk at home. On top of the assignment that was due. FML
Today, I was running late for work and sprinted to catch the bus. As I got on, panting heavily, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. The driver gave me a pity look and let me ride for free. I thanked him and sat down, only to discover I was on the wrong bus, heading in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I rushed from work so I could get to the library to return a book that was due. The library closes at 7:00 p.m. I arrived at 6:56, huffing and puffing. The lady saw me, slammed the door in my face, and locked it. I now have to pay a late fee for 4 minutes. FML
Today, I got the bus to work instead of walking so I could be there faster. However, I accidentally got on the wrong bus which let me off a mile and a half away from my workplace. Then, after another half-hour of trying to walk there, I found that it wasn't even open that day. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, I found out that someone found my lost library card, and instead of returning it, took out multiple items. If they don't return them, I'm on the hook to paying over $100 for them. FML
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
Today, I was on the bus, when the inspector asked to see my ticket. I couldn't find it, and ended up being kicked off the bus while a few of the other passengers jeered at me. I found my ticket on the long walk home, buried in my pocket. FML
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INeedAUserNamr 13
Wow, sorry OP that sucks. That guys a douche. FYL
tommylover842 23
Maybe the guy was actually trying to be a good samaritan and was planning on returning your book to the library? Yeah I didn't think so either...
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Comments (28)
qdawg06 23
Maybe one day that stranger will return the book and the library will reimburse you of your money. But probably not.... Sorry OP that sucks.
pinkchocoa 15
Sounds like a start of a love story
abocz 12
Hey, maybe he's bringing the book back to the library?
False_Stupidity 42
We bus put a stop to this kind of behaviour, hope the thief is caught and booked.
chidexy 21
Don't
Kittyphysics 21
maybe he will notice that the book belongs to the library, and return it for you. good luck op
apk892 7
That sucks and the guys an ass, but you shouldn't be putting your stuff down on random places out in public where you're liable to forget them. Thats why the invented bags
hobojo69 23
I hate people like that! Like who steals a library book?!
Tiana252 3
this is a lesson to keep track of your stuff
Parvati48 15
That sucks OP, and sorry but you kinda deserve it for leaving the book there in the first place.