Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend to my house for the first time. He freaked out when he saw my cat, and had to leave because he's allergic. I've posted many pictures of my cat in Instagram, but he didn't say anything about his allergy because he thought it was just a random cat. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, the strange cat that has adopted me inexplicably made its way into my house and curled up next to my head while I slept. I'm horribly allergic. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
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kellster 2
Never make someone choose between you and the pet they probably had before they knew you, and who will still love them after your relationship ends. Either take some antihistimines and deal with it, or accept defeat now.
Hermyoni 0
That's pretty harsh but I wouldn't call this a FML unless he continually gets out of bed in the middle of the night to sleep with the cat.
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Comments (209)
toodrunc2no 0
YDI... you should have known that something like this would happen when you started dating a tool. dont get me wrong i've heard of loving pussy but i think he chose the wrong one
stridercab 12
Your boyfriend's gay.
ButterFly_16 0
What a P*$$Y!!!
Yurma 0
Yeah. Dump his ass. And give him to me. That's sweet as all hell.
adam10_fml 0
any "man" who has cats on his own accord - is gay.
C4SH 0
THAT IS HILARIOUS!
Six_and_the_Moon 3
Yeah, I'd probably do the same. :p My cats *do* get sad if they are locked away from me at night. Though I would likely just go pet them for a bit, then come back to bed. I am sure you can survive a night sleeping by yourself. Mind you, I don't have to deal with guys calling me gay or a pussy for doing so (since I'm a girl). Sad that guys get made fun of for caring about their pets. I love when guys actually give a shit about other creatures, so I hope your bf ignores all the flaming and continues to appreciate his kitty.
pete275 0
If my girlfriend made me choose, I'd stay with the cat.
sahara89 0
Haha, awww, that's really cute. I'd be annoyed though. :P
shadtheloser 0
that's adorable