Today, at work on a construction site, my coworker dropped a small piece of metal from 4 stories, and it struck another worker. We quickly began to climb down to see if the person was OK, and the same coworker dropped a metal pole, and crushed my hand, two minutes after the first accident. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Today, I fell and impaled my leg on a steel rod at work. The first guy to respond to my agonised cry for help must’ve been a total moron because he thought it was a prank and yanked on the rod to see how it worked. Then he asked if I did it on purpose to get a day off. FML
Today, at work, I went to place a small item on a shelf. The shelf fell on me, trapping my hand. While lifting it, the top shelf fell against my chest and the products all dumped on my face. I then realized the shelves were only held up by zip ties. FML
Today, at 9 o’clock in the morning while I was working, I made the mistake of being comfortable with a machine that literally bends and breaks steel bars. I lost my entire middle finger and the top third of my pinky and ring fingers. FML
Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML
Today, at work, I dropped a heavy block of lead on my hand. On my hunt for ice, I had to tell my manager - who told her manager, who told the chief - in the end, the whole department found out and they made me fill in two long-arsed incident reports. I had to fill them in myself with my busted up hand. FML
Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML
Today, at work, yet another inappropriately stacked pallet fell on me. I thought for sure that I just hit a nerve. Nope, I fractured my arm. FML
Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML
Today, I got electrocuted at work. The boss thinks I'm faking, even though a chunk of my left hand is gone. FML
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_taylorharper_ 18
I'm convinced he's dropping things on purpose
HollyQuinn 21
******* hell, looks like they need some more training. Or gloves with suction pads.
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Comments (59)
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Yep, poster boy for clumsy.
KitchenPig 16
Yeah, "accident."
Incognico 22
Are you ok now or did you have to type this FML with your other hand?
gamermonster 34
Didn't "crushed my hand" say enough to you?
allineedarebooks 10
Haha only a slight clutz
Eliiara 11
Holy shit :/ that's serious. I hope everything turns out okay.
luvlu444 24
what a smart guy, give him a gold star!
Lightyuriman 9
really gotta hand it to your boss for hiring mr. clumsy hope your hand heals
Grammer_Nazzi 9
Ouch! I'm so sorry that happened to you, OP, and I wish you and the other worker a speedy recovery!
pantsman66 20
That's a painful experience. I hope you will recover soon
SecundusSecunda 27
"Nooooo! My fapping hand!!!" *Looks up with teary eyes at the coworker*