Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote, "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML
Today, I was insulted online by a teenager, who said that I was probably a fat loser who still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML
Today, I had to explain to my friend that the hot girl he's been sending nudes to and cybering with for the past month is probably a bored, fat-as-fuck, balding male living in his mum's basement. The look on his face after I proved that "her" pictures were fake broke my heart. FML
Today, my friend told me she had a stalker who had been emailing her. I laughed, and told her it was probably some fat, ugly virgin sat behind his computer all day. I then continued to describe and mock the stalker, only to realise that I was basically describing myself. FML
Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, I got break-up text. She called me a poor, broke, little dick, sorry excuse for a man and said that my mom should have swallowed me "as an egg". She also said that no one could ever want me. Thing is, I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML
Today, I was looking at my boyfriend's rarely-used Facebook page as he was next to me. Last time he was online over a year ago, he had something up that said, "Still looking for that perfect girl." I jokingly said he should update it. He responded, "Why? It's still true." FML
Today, while in a hospital waiting room, a man started talking to me. After a few minutes, he asked me what I did for a living, and I said I'm a stay-at-home mom. He looked me up and down and said, "Huh. No life ambitions, huh?" FML
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Killer_fel 15
Yeah! My I knew my comment was accurate!
HighGTurn 12
Karma biatch
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Comments (309)
zaff97 9
They see me trolling, they hating...
neppy 6
I won't ridicule you on your life situation, but if you can't take it then don't dish it out.
ItsTheMo 10
This made me feel that when I say the same exact thing, I'm probably getting through to someone.
fsamslife92 8
You were trolling, but not prepared for someone to say something like that to you? Troll fail.
icallbullshit 3
Don't worry that's the base/first insult/shame everyone goes for, it's bound to be true sometimes. P.s don't measure the value of your current life with the amount of girls you have or girlfriends you've had. Do you and get money!
Sarraahh_fml 6
**** all these people. You'll have everything one day so don't worry about it. Take this time to do some things for yourself
miker345 0
It's as if people just enjoy kicking people who are down
laden_swallow09 35
Nah, I think you were just fine the first time :)
CadyAsInKatie 8
Dude, OP, it isn't hard. Just get out of tge house and into the sun! Strike up a conversation with people and smile. What is the worst that can happen? You meet a bitch and move on? No biggie. :)
CadyAsInKatie 8
*the lol not tge...
vale92 5
Lol get a life
GripItRight 10
Start by changing your name, you're pathetic!
HeartOfLead 24
You also failed 'trolling 101', don't forget the most important rule: [called] Sticks & Stones