Today, I visited my doctor upon coming home from University. I found out that I'm severely allergic to our pet bunny, which has resulted in a rash taking over my body. She suggested that we get rid of the bunny. I told my mom. She told me to come home less often. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother refused to buy a cat because my sister is allergic to them. She bought a rabbit instead. I'm allergic to rabbits. FML
Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, I was loving on a dog at work. I noticed her fur was coarse and short and I'd never felt anything like it before. I broke out in hives all over my face. This happens whenever I'm around any cats, guinea pigs, or rabbits and now some dogs apparently. I'm in school to be a vet tech. FML
Today, I'm tired, on Benadryl, temporarily moved into my mom’s house because my roommate chose to get an ESP dog who sheds, even though I told them I'm anaphylactic crazy allergic. They won’t get rid of the dog and I can’t afford to break the lease. I'm also flunking all my classes. FML
Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, a lady talking about the Bible came to my house. She looked at me and said I wouldn't need to cut myself if I had God in my life. Mom heard and did a thorough investigation of my body for scars. I had to bathe my rabbit last night, and he scratched me. They were from him. FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my husband that I cannot stay in her house unless I can bring proof from a doctor that my allergy to cats is not contagious. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for allergy testing. Apparently, one of my worst allergies is cats. I'm a "crazy cat lady" who loves anything cat-related and has 3 cats. Allergy shots, here I come. FML
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iLakers 0
Suggest to get rid of your mother
Epsilonyx 15
Are you done with Uni or just visiting? Because it'd be a bit rash (hehe punny) to get rid of the bunny when you'll be leaving again! You could just keep it out of the way when you visit.
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Comments (112)
Meowingtons500 18
Yikes OP, that hurts. :/ Your mom sounds awful.
plasticsmile42 2
Lovely mother you have there.
ayyemmcee 1
Can you blame her? Bunnies are cute. :)
HooHooHa 6
In their defence, rabbits are ******* awesome.
DMarie217 0
O wow so this fml is about a bunny and in the top left corner there's a bunny cause its under a pet catagorie hahaha it just so happens hehehe :P
MrJesus_fml 0
Yeah, shit happens ya' know? Don't stay with your mother if the rabbit gives you a rash.
DMarie217 0
Shouldn't it be don't stay with your mother if she's gonna be a b¡Tch by rather having the bunny and not her own kid?! Like its kinda harsh in a way...
Meowingtons500 18
**bitch
mellow121 0
Your mom is bitch
hama806 19
Your Momma has a new baby. Sorry OP, you've been replaced. FYL
emILYforever 0
hmm...
demonkonga 5
Give it to me the great white tiger ill eat it
auzz1_pride 9
When i looked at that tiger his eyes stared right into my soul Ty.