Today, I visited my doctor upon coming home from University. I found out that I'm severely allergic to our pet bunny, which has resulted in a rash taking over my body. She suggested that we get rid of the bunny. I told my mom. She told me to come home less often. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother refused to buy a cat because my sister is allergic to them. She bought a rabbit instead. I'm allergic to rabbits. FML
Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, I was loving on a dog at work. I noticed her fur was coarse and short and I'd never felt anything like it before. I broke out in hives all over my face. This happens whenever I'm around any cats, guinea pigs, or rabbits and now some dogs apparently. I'm in school to be a vet tech. FML
Today, I'm tired, on Benadryl, temporarily moved into my mom’s house because my roommate chose to get an ESP dog who sheds, even though I told them I'm anaphylactic crazy allergic. They won’t get rid of the dog and I can’t afford to break the lease. I'm also flunking all my classes. FML
Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, a lady talking about the Bible came to my house. She looked at me and said I wouldn't need to cut myself if I had God in my life. Mom heard and did a thorough investigation of my body for scars. I had to bathe my rabbit last night, and he scratched me. They were from him. FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my husband that I cannot stay in her house unless I can bring proof from a doctor that my allergy to cats is not contagious. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for allergy testing. Apparently, one of my worst allergies is cats. I'm a "crazy cat lady" who loves anything cat-related and has 3 cats. Allergy shots, here I come. FML
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iLakers 0
Suggest to get rid of your mother
Epsilonyx 15
Are you done with Uni or just visiting? Because it'd be a bit rash (hehe punny) to get rid of the bunny when you'll be leaving again! You could just keep it out of the way when you visit.
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Comments (112)
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
DUDE SCORE!
Killer_fel 15
What? You are an idiot.
TrentF13 12
I have a scar from a bunny that my mom refused to get rid of because it was cute - completely ignoring the fact that it was a VICIOUS BUNNICULA OUT FOR MY BLOOD AND CARROTS!! I feel your pain, OP. FYL Get well soon.
downtime 13
Well if you weren't taking the "shag like rabbits" saying so literally you wouldn't have to worry about it. Maybe you should have learnt to keep your distance, or at least take it out on a few dates first.
andrealovvve 17
Wow, what a bitch
cmcmluver 0
shave the bunny? lol
Darcon 8
Sew her ass!!!! wait... what?
immaMonsta 8
#47 I don't get it, were you trying to make a joke? Sue and sew don't even sound alike...
ezelisko 1
if that's the case and a bunny is more important then her blood, i would just stop coming over.
Jewnut 0
why would you expect her to get rid of her pet when you don't even live there? asshole.
Jewnut 0
why would you expect someone to get rid if their pet when you don't even live there? it' s pretty selfish
auzz1_pride 9
you don't need to get rid of the pet. You just gotta keep the bunny away from you.
jayray123 0
Rabbit stew. Yum
immaMonsta 8
Ha, your mom has a good sense of humor (: