Today, I visited my doctor upon coming home from University. I found out that I'm severely allergic to our pet bunny, which has resulted in a rash taking over my body. She suggested that we get rid of the bunny. I told my mom. She told me to come home less often. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother refused to buy a cat because my sister is allergic to them. She bought a rabbit instead. I'm allergic to rabbits. FML
Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, I was loving on a dog at work. I noticed her fur was coarse and short and I'd never felt anything like it before. I broke out in hives all over my face. This happens whenever I'm around any cats, guinea pigs, or rabbits and now some dogs apparently. I'm in school to be a vet tech. FML
Today, I'm tired, on Benadryl, temporarily moved into my mom’s house because my roommate chose to get an ESP dog who sheds, even though I told them I'm anaphylactic crazy allergic. They won’t get rid of the dog and I can’t afford to break the lease. I'm also flunking all my classes. FML
Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, a lady talking about the Bible came to my house. She looked at me and said I wouldn't need to cut myself if I had God in my life. Mom heard and did a thorough investigation of my body for scars. I had to bathe my rabbit last night, and he scratched me. They were from him. FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my husband that I cannot stay in her house unless I can bring proof from a doctor that my allergy to cats is not contagious. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for allergy testing. Apparently, one of my worst allergies is cats. I'm a "crazy cat lady" who loves anything cat-related and has 3 cats. Allergy shots, here I come. FML
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iLakers 0
Suggest to get rid of your mother
Epsilonyx 15
Are you done with Uni or just visiting? Because it'd be a bit rash (hehe punny) to get rid of the bunny when you'll be leaving again! You could just keep it out of the way when you visit.
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Comments (112)
SmittyJA24 26
Kill the wabbit... er, ah, rabbit.
ddddddddg 9
What a bitch!
Crumble_fml 10
Kill the wabbit :L but seriously,it's just the rabbit hair you're allergic to,right? I see a clear cut solution - you shave the rabbit as a surprise for your mom:D
MigraineurOfLife 15
I say that would be as easy as shaving a cat! :/
jazzmancarron 11
shoot the bunny, eat it and then come back less often.
tomtato 10
Heard about the lucky rabbit's foot? make it happen :)
trollierthanthou 1
That, my children, is my some people (OP's bitch mom) should not reproduce. If it were I, ol' Thumper would have been given the heave ho,for my child's sake, but that's just me. OP's probably not too happy about giving her pet up either.
pattipan 7
Agreed, No. 91. My child before my pet. Enough said.
xXSecondGuessXx 0
What your mom said is mean. Bunnies are so cute! I suggest you do whatever you're comfortable with, though.
A7x4REVer 3
Well, who wants rabbit stew???
Cablo_Gubla 2
If you live in the same house with your mother and Bunny, your Mom's a bit lacking in the giving a **** about your offspring department. You should consider getting a male friend or two to ejaculate into her conditioner. Hopefully at scheduled intervals.
zenrael 21
Go home when she isn't there take the bunny out of its cage. Gut it and clean it then make some surprise soup for your mom.