Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML
Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML
Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML
Today, I had my first concert and was really anxious about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML
Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML
Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someone's neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage, but I guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML
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catiedid 0
stage managing is hard shit, been there. during a show I tripped trying to run off the stage, slid head first into a fridge door. you got my sympathy.
I_Hate_Cars 0
at least you didn't break your leg
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Comments (78)
chaplin_fml 0
actors...la sigh....stage managing made me never want to act again, but I did and made an extra effort to respect the crew more.
so_me_fml 0
Oh sorry, #29.
ohhhhshizzz 0
#27 & #29: neither of you are funny, please stop. You guys seriously ruin this. And no 27 you haven't seen this one before. They wouldn't post the same one twice, you just bring stupidity wherever you go dont you?
monkeykiller77 0
What goes around goes around. You must have bad karma
so_me_fml 0
#36, here it is: Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML I didn't say it was the exact same FML, I said it reminded me of one I'd read recently. They really do seem similar to me. I wasn't trying to be funny :(
ohhhhshizzz 0
#38: Didn't mean you, was thinking about your post but didn't mean you, I mean that damned #32.
Seegtease 0
Karma, what the hell? Look it up in the dictionary guys, this doesn't even fit the definition.
GGnoRe 0
To #4, Kids will always be idiotic brats. Oh, and I hope you fractured the brats' cheeks for causing your pain.
noobeater5 0
all i can say is.. yo, sux for u :( but OWNED
iebabe 0
well DAMN!! LoL spokE TOO SOON!!