Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently, according to the state of Illinois, I'm dead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
Today, the DMV told me I had to pay a $39 "renewal" fee for a mistake they made. After over an hour of waiting, they printed a license without a Real ID star like my previous one. Then they tried to blame me for not asking for one. I didn't have time to resolve this two weeks ago, and now Pennsylvania says it's my fault. FML
Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML
Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML
Today, I found out the name on my driver's license is incorrect. I don't know what's worse: the fact the government can't even copy a goddamn name correctly, or that it took me three months to notice, when a cop nearly arrested me for carrying a "fake" license. FML
Today, I was at the DMV getting temporary tags for my new car. While waiting in line, a huge fat lady behind me felt the need to run her finger down the scar on the back of my neck. FML
Today, I went to the bank to open an account. It took hours for them to tell me that I needed my driver's license, passport, and residency paper. I returned with the documents. They then said that they couldn't help me. FML
Today, at the DMV, I was told to push my forehead against a vision testing device on the counter to activate a blinking light. When nothing happened, the employee started yelling for me to push harder. I tried again, only to knock the whole thing into her. FML
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me5 0
The state of ilinois never lies!! Go back to your grave!
sucks2_beyou 0
haha well maybe since ur dead u wont have to pay taxes! :)
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Comments (186)
SEALMaster11 0
iagree take advantage of this
sparxva 12
At least in Illinois being dead won't prevent you from voting.
tysgirl 0
I was totally going to say this! You beat me to it, darn you. :P OP, this doesn't surprise me at all, anything can happen in IL. -almost lifelong IL resident
C0urante 0
Now GET BACK IN THAT DAMN COFFIN.
newlove_fml 0
Your picture and your comment go together just so perfectly. I laughed when I saw it.
pinky94 5
Lmao CD just amazing
FalconWhitaker 20
Aw, the crazy comment about contacting the FBI is gone :( I was about to make a snarky comment, too.
ebisu91 3
I am sorry for Killing to BUDDY i was DRUNK ohhh sorry again!
newlove_fml 0
...wait what?
ebisu91 3
I am sorry Buddy that I killed you, I was DRunk LMAO J/k
hellomynamekeyes 0
Collect death benefits and life insurance. You're dead. :D
Ninjaface 0
The good news is, as other people have mentioned, you've just come into a lot of money. The bad news is, zombies aren't allowed to drive. Oh, and stay away from gamers. They'll freak out and whack your head off with nearest swingable object.
somepartsareme 0
And you need three witnesses to prove you're alive.
GCali4 0
HAHA!!! omg sooooo funny!