Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently, according to the state of Illinois, I'm dead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
Today, the DMV told me I had to pay a $39 "renewal" fee for a mistake they made. After over an hour of waiting, they printed a license without a Real ID star like my previous one. Then they tried to blame me for not asking for one. I didn't have time to resolve this two weeks ago, and now Pennsylvania says it's my fault. FML
Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML
Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML
Today, I found out the name on my driver's license is incorrect. I don't know what's worse: the fact the government can't even copy a goddamn name correctly, or that it took me three months to notice, when a cop nearly arrested me for carrying a "fake" license. FML
Today, I was at the DMV getting temporary tags for my new car. While waiting in line, a huge fat lady behind me felt the need to run her finger down the scar on the back of my neck. FML
Today, I went to the bank to open an account. It took hours for them to tell me that I needed my driver's license, passport, and residency paper. I returned with the documents. They then said that they couldn't help me. FML
Today, at the DMV, I was told to push my forehead against a vision testing device on the counter to activate a blinking light. When nothing happened, the employee started yelling for me to push harder. I tried again, only to knock the whole thing into her. FML
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me5 0
The state of ilinois never lies!! Go back to your grave!
sucks2_beyou 0
haha well maybe since ur dead u wont have to pay taxes! :)
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Comments (186)
oogyboogy 6
I read "today I went to the DMV" that's when I clocked FYL
geordieboysgirl 0
LOL- good call.
FortuneFaded 0
Oh you're calling fake on this one, are you? Congratulations, would you like a medal for your pointless conclusion? We don't care if you think it's fake, we don't care if you moderated it, we don't care about your grammar corrections. Just read the FMLs and cut out the crap.
repyourcliche 0
cut out the crap... i.e. your comment?
death_b4_disco 0
33 win :)
zenti 2
Even though this is the second "presumed dead" fml, I still believe it. When my brother went to get his driver's license they told him he already had one. It turns out that they had gotten his SSN mixed up with mine since our SSN's are off by a number.
Epic_Phale615 0
win? go kill obama, do us as americans a favor! or even rob a bank, your a free man!
Kit_Fenn 0
WOW that means you could kill some one... and they would think the dead came back and killed some one.
Acywhy 10
This could be the ultimate revenge hoax xD
ColdGold 6
Yeah, you shouldn't have to pay taxes.
razorp 0
agreed do us all a favor and use this to the countrys advantage and end Obamas term early
vanillastraps 3
i see what your thinkin haha:)
qt_314 5
Canada will gladly take Obama, you guys can have Harper
letmehavemytea 21
People like you inspire the rest of the world to think of America in distaste. Go back to your trailer.
keyairia 0
you should tell everyone you're a ghost. that'd be fun! and then you could post that story on MLIA. it'd be better too. :$
shadow455 2
haha i looked mlia up and its stupid it should stand for my life is awesome not average
vikingunicorn 1
No, it should go on IMMD!
txgirl09 5
How did this turn political?!?!
nm22395 0
shes gonna be all like OMG IM SEEING DEAD PEOPLE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!