Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently, according to the state of Illinois, I'm dead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
Today, the DMV told me I had to pay a $39 "renewal" fee for a mistake they made. After over an hour of waiting, they printed a license without a Real ID star like my previous one. Then they tried to blame me for not asking for one. I didn't have time to resolve this two weeks ago, and now Pennsylvania says it's my fault. FML
Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML
Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML
Today, I found out the name on my driver's license is incorrect. I don't know what's worse: the fact the government can't even copy a goddamn name correctly, or that it took me three months to notice, when a cop nearly arrested me for carrying a "fake" license. FML
Today, I was at the DMV getting temporary tags for my new car. While waiting in line, a huge fat lady behind me felt the need to run her finger down the scar on the back of my neck. FML
Today, I went to the bank to open an account. It took hours for them to tell me that I needed my driver's license, passport, and residency paper. I returned with the documents. They then said that they couldn't help me. FML
Today, at the DMV, I was told to push my forehead against a vision testing device on the counter to activate a blinking light. When nothing happened, the employee started yelling for me to push harder. I tried again, only to knock the whole thing into her. FML
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Top comments
me5 0
The state of ilinois never lies!! Go back to your grave!
sucks2_beyou 0
haha well maybe since ur dead u wont have to pay taxes! :)
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Comments (186)
onnielief 4
@ FortuneFaded # 13 So what does your comment make it worthy of existence? Just read the FMLs and cut the crap! No point in adding useless uninteresting sequences of letters!
jandrews10 0
NO TAXES!!!! You lucky summa bitch.
snafu57 1
number one: go to social security and collect your death benefits, then cash in your life insurance policies, call work. don't call in sick, call in dead. you've got proof.
rogeriskira 5
lmfao nice one!
indiechickXD 0
Lolwut? =P
RufusCade 7
This is so a YDI, because since you're dead, it's impossible to FY Life... :-D
vikingunicorn 1
I giggled at that! So true!
zaphilia 0
If you care so much about the "President" then why do you want all other people to die? "Except for children and animals LOL." He's not a child, and technically all humans are animals; so you really can't tell everyone to die except animals. You're a 30 year old mother for Pete's sake, learn basic grammar. Why are you capitalizing random words that really don't need to be capitalized?
Bolland7 0
lol!
RequiemCube 0
F your afterlife.
blkwhtrbbt 0
Win
upsidedownfrownn 5
Yes.
buttshapedfruit 0
lol how did that happen? xD
flotar 0
lol!!! no need for a license then, just fly your way around town ;-p I hate going to the DMV, always a problem ;-)
CooroDragon 6
Sir, I`m going to have to give you a handshake for being awsome.