Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML
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annadorkable 0
its okay , hes not worth it
d00m13 0
well 3 Ys is kinda hard to spell
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amiemariej 0
ever thought maybe it was autocorrected by his phone?
starile 20
He's breaking up with you, why would he care about spelling your name right?
furburger 0
It really doesn't matter if he called you Peter Cottontail because you need to hop your ass to the curb. You've been served beeyotch!!
starile 20
Wow, I don't think I've ever witnessed someone saying that last statement in grammatically correct terms. Usually it's "U got serrrrrrved!!!1!" Well done, old chap.
furburger 0
Much obliged.
chuck_yams 0
Yes, although I'm pretty sure it's spelled BIAAAAATCH!!!! With an I. oh, maybe a one mixed in with the exclamation marks. DAMMIT, there goes my inner grammar Nazi again. Sorry.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Ouch. How long were you guys together? Regardless, breaking up with someone over text is a douche move. Forget him!
CANNIBALx 0
I don't think it's a douche move. I'd rather be broken up with via text than in person
DocBastard 40
I have to assume your name is Vkeiajnkalatuvisz or something and "Bunnyyy" is just a nickname. You can't blame the guy for misspelling that shit.
massie21492 0
thats how u noe at he's not worth it and u can find some 1 btter
mante_fml 0
good riddance
cherryice16 0
You can find someone way better who won't dump you over a text. How long did you guys go out that he doesn't even know how to spell your name.?
bianicole 0
My boyfriend says he's taking a shoer but takes his phone to watch ****... when he comes out from his shower I'm all hott an ready but he goes straight to sleep :/
DocBastard 40
Are you trying to turn this into a "my bf is worse than urs!" thread?
bianicole 0
No just puttin it out there that's guys can be total jerks