Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked, "Why does it smell so bad?" I replied, "Sweat". FML
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Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML
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Top comments
ashling_fml 0
Isn't this more of an "f HER life" situation?
FBIWarning 0
lmao why did your mom smell it?
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Comments (83)
CorinnaHEY 6
EWWWWW under your bed??? your dog probably licks it
katsteak 0
how do you know he has a dog?
SpaceKing 0
haha lmfao you did fail xD
youngcat24 0
Wow that's nasty lol.
Sweetie2u 1
that's pretty sick, that's an infection waiting to happen.
skreech96 0
haha smooth #2 :))))
cdatribe23 0
hahaha WOW.
simon_lala 0
don't be so mean guys he's obviously too busy dating Rosie palms to clean up after himself.
freerun4life97 0
I thought it was Palmela Handerson?
smalltownboy54 0
Nooooo Hangelina Jolie
LovinLadyJ 0
Why is your mom cleaning your room? I would assume if your big enough to have that special towel under your bed you should be big enough to clean your room ...
blueeyes3 0
why don't you just use the vacuum instead of the towel. you'd probably like that better anyway. and when you're done you can clean your room instead of your mom.
curlyfry33 8
Until she empties the vacuumed
lifesneutral2002 6
until the vacuumes clogged and she empties it and sees... then you're in trouble.
butterflyz1961 2
I would have thrown it at you. You nasty assed bastard.