Today, I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down for a talk, only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore, for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML
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Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son eagerly showed me a PowerPoint he made. It consisted of REALLY graphic and gory descriptions of a guy getting murdered, complete with pictures from the internet. He was laughing the whole time he was showing me this, and even set one of the images as his desktop background. FML
Today, my mom finally noticed the joke file I have on my PC desktop called "bigcocklovespussy.jpg". It's just a cute picture of a chicken snuggling with a cat. She didn't actually open the file and just deleted it. She won't believe my explanation and grounded me for a month for "looking at porn". FML
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I got a call from my child's preschool saying that "Mindy keeps saying she sits on her daddy's lap and plays with his peter." My daughter meant 'puter, as in computer. Now the school is worried my husband is a child molester. FML
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
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chris_a7x 11
Why didn't you open the file first...?
superxmario91 11
Premature parenting.
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Comments (192)
llama612 27
Any person with half a brain would have opened the folder and checked first. Also by the sounds of it this folder would have been on the homescreen and what guy would ever have his folder of **** on the home screen with the title pussypictures.
meganfoxissexy 0
Well now i kind of want to read this kids essay... I like his sense of humor
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
That's what he wants you to think...
yesyesnonono 10
Yeah do what 10 said and be one of those asshole snooping parents
cece_miless 8
You're retarded if you think he was telling you the truth.
TallMist 32
Why? Because all teens/kids are always lying? Believe it or not, some people actually do tell the truth. Never assume and never generalize. Besides, whether or not he was lying, she is to blame as well for snooping. He's probably lost all trust he had for his mother.
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
I appreciate the fact that you didn't snoop. xo
PhishloverA 14
You should've looked in the folder just to be sure before sitting him down for a talk. And I don't think your son would be dumb enough to name a **** folder "Pussy pictures" unless he was sure no one else would get on his computer
xSalashawty 30
Sad part is that your son is right.
Myo_fml 20
Likely story! Time to go sloothing for evidence.
DasHaas 9
I'd probably have thought "Well good for him" and left him to it. It's not the end of the world or anything.