Today, my boyfriend got angry and threatened to dump me, all because I wouldn't give in to his demands not to go to a birthday sleepover with my friends. He seriously thinks it's going to turn into some kind of lesbian orgy and that I'll cheat on him. Thanks, PornHub. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, as it's my birthday, I was hoping for a nice present from my boyfriend. What did he get me? A PornHub account. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs", he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend drunkenly pissing out the window. Apparently, I should be happy he pissed out the window instead of just wetting the bed. When I suggested he drink less, he got furious and yelled that I might be a lesbian, since I apparently want him to be a "pansy girly bitch boy." FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling. Apparently, not only am I being unreasonable by not wanting him visiting strip clubs with his friends, I'm also just "looking for excuses to get mad" at him. FML
Today, my husband demanded I delete all my male friends/contacts except family members. All this because I texted one of my male friends, “Happy Birthday! Hope you have a good one.” According to him, “One thing leads to another then next thing you know you both are in bed fucking like rabbits.” FML
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malkavian_mad 13
I would dump him.
jgriff79 23
He seen it on the Internet. It MUST be true!
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Comments (201)
itsjusyme 11
Don't Blame the hub it provides hours of entertainment for many people
123man 11
I seem to see this sort of thing at least once a week at FML. I'm surprised they allow websites to use FML as advertising like this. PornHub is clearly a one specific website that is now being touted as lots of lesbian orgies. The same thing could have been written generically as "internet ****" instead.
icepick23 12
YDI for not inviting him to come with you and enjoy observing said orgy.
amifaiyaz 12
he needs to lay off the **** for a while..
cmb8280 24
Trust me on this one. RUN
limitedition 25
Arrange a sleepover with his buddies. He should feel much better about that.. Being serious for a second, OP, run away. Run away quickly. This is not the person for you.
Twisted_Angel 17
Sounds like maybe he's got a case of guilty conscience. Or he's a control freak. Either way, you're screwed. Run now while you have the chance.
RtardSupport 2
What an idiot, perhaps he needs a **** intervention!
nissan31 2
Lol suck to be u
Obey_StudBoii 23
Go anyways. Don't let him control you. You're your own person.