Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML
Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
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Top comments
AReasonToBitch 0
loser
skyeyez9 25
That act will make the girl you are a stalker or possibly a pervo kidnapper. Dont follow girls with your vehicle.
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Comments (199)
franciscovegas 3
that was stupid. were you embarrased? did she laugh her ass off, thinking that your an idiot?
stewpididiot 11
22.. is your pic from The Old Man & The Sea??
TrillionHearts 0
not very impressing... She prolly thought you were an idioit.
awesome_person12 0
wait... YDI first of all and #20 is right, how is that possible
datkid117 13
Well that sure does suck.
danielhartlesss 13
that's why your supposed to just press in the clutch and stomp the gas unless your car is stock cuz then you just look like more of an idiot
MaraMacK 0
ydi definitely... why'd you think that would impress us girls? that's stupid and idiotic...
unmadebed 0
well,was she impressed? ;]
iimmrraann 0
Haha... didnt dare ask her :P
ndizzle 0
Nice narwhal!
unmadebed 0
thanks!
stewpididiot 11
why a narwhal? just askin'. it's neat! Wow!! where did that come from ? I haven't called something 'neat' for years.
unmadebed 0
Honestly this is the only tattoo that I've gotten that doesn't have some sort of meaning to it.A few months ago I saw a really cool sketch of a narwhal and thought "narwhals are so awesome!" and thought about it for months before getting it on my skin.Everyone that sees it says the same thing,"Narwhals are awesome!".
iBramoh 0
dumbass!
peachesforyou 0
Haha YDI, that's just stupid
Fichael 0
smooth move