Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML
Today, I’m a middle-school teacher. Handing back graded essays, only to realize halfway through that I’d left my personal notes visible on the projector. One said, “Great kid, but talks like a podcast on 1.5x speed.” The student read it out loud before I could close the tab. FML
Today, in the class I'm teaching, I assigned my students an essay to complete for homework. One student asked me if I was deducting points for bad spelling. I teach English. FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML
Today, I’m a high school teacher and I finally learned how to use the smartboard properly. I connected my laptop to demonstrate a lesson… and projected the last thing I had open: a half-written email complaining about how loud this exact class is. Thirty teenagers read it in silence. One kid raised his hand and said, “Fair.” FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
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boog_fml 7
How descriptive should second graders be?! Aren't they just learning to spell and write?
Nena713 0
Show the kid the tape of the teacher that beat that student
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Comments (121)
i_wuz_nver_here 31
well uh... yeah, have fun with your class!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Kids say the darndest things these days!
i_wuz_nver_here 31
42, she did spell gray right... I'm pretty sure.
sourgirl101 29
I always spelled it grey but gray is also correct. Just like the word color/colour etc...
dugumit 0
I read this in line at the supermarket and it made me lol.
Rhianikki 0
Just be thankful they are young and had less adjectives to work with! You could have ended up an " ugly, stupid, smelly, dumb, mean, fat teacher with gray hair".
bbyimmika 0
LMFAO thats sad, but ydi for making 2nd graders do work.
LilAfo 4
Well u cant blame them for telling the truth :/
Xenocles 0
YDI for allowing them to use the passive voice.
kaysmiley 0
maybe if you were nicer to your students they would respect you & not say those awful things about you. cause the worst thing is a mean teacher. teachers like that are the reason students are doing so poorly in school.
Dudeitsnuri 0
in soviet russia student grade teachers