bbyimmika

Miss Charlotte, North Caroline, United States 29 years-old

Anonymous 27 August 2010, 09:15 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Freaky

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex yet, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite." Now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

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Anonymous 2 October 2010, 13:12 Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Cursed

Today, I was at the beach with my parents. They were walking hand in hand, when they spotted a crab. My Dad turned to my Mum and said, "Oh, must've crawled out of my pubes!" they both laughed and kissed. I don't think they realized I was within hearing distance. FML

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