Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand and my mother found it. She refuses to believe that my boyfriend and I are not responsible. As punishment I am "no longer allowed to see him." We're both 22 and live together in our own apartment. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad found condoms in my room and kicked me out of the house. I know I’m 22 but I have nowhere to go. When I told him this, he threw a rolling suitcase at me and told me, “You have somewhere to go now - your boyfriend’s house!” I don’t even have a boyfriend, just casual random hookups. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, my dad caught me having sex with my secret boyfriend, so he threw him naked into the street. I’m 28 years-old and it’s my house. This kind of bullshit is exactly the reason I kept my boyfriend a secret and why I got a mortgage I can barely afford, just so I didn’t live with my dad anymore. FML
Today, my father decided that since he's paying for my flat, he will use it twice a week to have it off with his girlfriend while I'm away. My parents are still together. FML
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
Today, after I grounded my barely 18 year-old daughter for having sex with her boyfriend when I found a pack of condoms in her room while cleaning it, she responded by moving out and eloping with him. FML
Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents decided that I was untrustworthy and that if they ever saw him with me he'd be heavily punished. They're travelling hundreds of miles just to make sure he stays in the house and doesn't talk to me. FML
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Top comments
whos_ur_daddy1 19
You're 22 live your own life
aliezzo 19
Well being 22 implies that she has no right to tell you what to do.
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Comments (83)
devaguida 7
It's probably just hard for her to cope with the idea that her husband is cheating on her
haddiej 21
Am I the only one grossed out by the fact that a used condom was left on the nightstand?
Dearest_fml 9
Lel at your mom
pere 11
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Iwannarock1 19
Your response to your Mom should of been, sorry Mom, we don't use condoms.
domolovesyoshi 33
Hahahaha thanks for the laugh.
slimashli 7
then I don't think she can do anything about it
speakfreely 21
Shame on your dad
Boburk 6
Maybe its your mom's....so she has to blame you so your dad doesn't figure out she is cheating...
Sourpatch2010 7
Your are 22, your mommy can't tell you who you can or can't be seeing. If you still listen to everything she tells you, I don't know how your going to survive out in this adult world. Also I would just call your father out on it, since he's dumb enough to cheat and stupid enough to leave evidence.
RobinGoodfellow 47
OP is already surviving in this "adult world." She has an apartment. No one said she was listening to her mother's rules. Your condescension makes me think you didn't even read the FML.
lvg_fml 10
Denial can be very powerful. She's just lashing out at you to avoid dealing with the truth and her feelings
laulinavega 5
I could understand if you're 22 and still living at your parent's house she has every right to tell you what to do. But if you live on your own with him, then what your mother says shouldn't matter to you. She is over reacting and being delusional blaming you for something you didnt do.