Today, I was sitting using my laptop, while eating a bag of Starbursts. The bag slid off the bed, so I went to catch it and in the process my knee hit my laptop, which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my laptop to save 11 Starbursts from falling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML
Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML
Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML
Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
Today, without any warning, I projectile vomited all over my laptop. I think I broke my computer. FML
Today, my little sister tripped when trying to walk up the stairs with a sandwich in one hand and my laptop in the other. She choose to save her sandwich instead of my £500 laptop. FML
Today, a bee buzzed towards me, so I screamed and started frantically flailing and thrashing my arms, praying it wouldn't sting me. I threw my full cup of hot coffee in the face of the man next to me, and launched my laptop out of its bag and onto the pavement, where it broke in half. FML
Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML
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Chaith 16
Well, what color were most of them?
DaftBrian 0
how did I know? It was OVER 2000 DOLLARS!!!
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Quinnjamin 0
I hope you enjoyed those starbursts
LuvPink 0
ummm first of all...what kind of shitty ass computer did you get that it would shatter after being dropped? ive dropped mine accidentally a few times and it still works. i think this is fake or u just got ripped off hardcore. either way ur dumb.
LuckyCharms_fml 0
#33 she probably got a mac...aka got ripped off hardcore
horriblelife9199 0
if they were the orange ones maybe it was worth it
Rodjmeister 0
Acer Aspire 8920G, the anti-Macbook Pro. Second day I got it, it fell down stone steps in a (lightly) padded bag. I was almost crying, but picked it up, flipped it open and found out that the only thing the drop did was wake it up out of sleep mode, windows login screen was right there waiting for me. never, ever had a problem with it.
average_girl 0
smooth
effyourlife_ 0
I swear this happened before on fmylife.
signature23 0
ive read this before?
libertyprime 0
If you treat a $2500 laptop like that, I can't imagine you don't have the money to go out and buy twelve more.
rinnychan 2
YDI for buying a Macbook Air.