Today, at work, my coworker's belongings went missing. Infuriated, she accused me of stealing, because I'm black and "stereotypes don't just make themselves." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was accused of being a "racist whore" at work. I'd only asked a man if he needed help finding anything, as that is part of my job. FML
Today, my boss sent me home from work because she saw me not checking under my customer's cart to see if they had any hidden groceries. I didn't check because the customer threatened to "kick my ass" if I "accused him of stealing" by checking. FML
Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML
Today, my sister got me in deep trouble at the store I worked security for. She "dropped by to say hi" and stole a bunch of things when I wasn't looking. I wasn't arrested, due to lack of any evidence. But my boss didn't care about evidence and fired me anyway. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, I arrived at work, only to be arrested and accused of stealing over $8000 from my job. Five hours later at the police station, the discovery was made that the actual thief had an employee ID one digit different than mine. He works at another location over 1200 miles away. FML
Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML
Today, I got a talking-to at work from my new manager for eating other peoples' lunches. Immediately afterwards, I watched my manager leave the room, take MY lunch, and begin eating it. Apparently my new manager is the thief, and I'm now the office pariah who gets the blame. Nobody believes me. FML
Today, my coworker and I were swamped with coffee orders. I told him I would "take care of the blacks", and a customer who only heard that sentence screamed at me for several minutes about racism. FML
Today, while I was home sick from work, my neighbor got packages delivered. Our apartments have had a lot of thefts lately so, being neighborly, I brought her stuff inside to wait. When she came home, I gave them right to her. Instead of thanking me, she told the office that I was the thief all along. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
DocBastard 40
"Correct, stereotypes don't just make themselves. Racist assholes like you do." Then walk away.
Tripartita 45
Nope, idiots have that part covered.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (64)
pranil 14
hate such kind of racist people....screw em
emseearedee 8
Report that racist bitch oh my god
deathshead 19
well stereotypes dont make themselves but usually they are very inaccurate.
clue_me_in 20
There are so many things and stereotypes I could say about those kinds of people, but since I'm better than that, I'll just tell you to stay FAR away from her, OP. She's the type of person to get you fired without a second thought. Hopefully you have other non-racist co-workers that have your back.
teentee401 37
Ah, sweet home Alabama...
nyf137 20
Stereotyping is the worst kind of ugly
Lars93 18
well stereotypes indeed don't make themselfs... just ignore it, shake it off
Witchylady 18
Your coworker is a complete idiot and racist. Some people are just too stupid and ignorant. Well I hope she was reprimanded. It appears from all the media attention that the USA needs to get their shit together and stop racially attacking their fellow neighbours. Sorry OP
soulreaper12296 28
Take your co-worker to HR for racial harassment.
ZorroRooster 19
I normally don't advocate for violence against women, but this one has me strongly reconsidering making an exception for ignorant racists.