Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML
Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
I hope you paid for both of them. That's the least you do when your Gaydar malfunctions, and you hit on a breeder.
nightlilies 0
Clearly the attraction was just superficial, otherwise you would have know that A) not only was she not a lesbian, but B) she had a boyfriend. Get to know someone before you make a move in the future.
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Comments (103)
ImFreeFalling 0
KaySL - Your comments make my day. :) And as for OP: Why didn't you ask who she was bringing in the first place? Or, why, if you wanted it to be a date, did you say she could bring someone else? YDI.
tj79 3
oh that sucks dude. I feel for you. I hope you found an excuse to get out of at least the movie.
Xephyr 1
Make sure they're single before you ask them out.
ilovedietcoke 0
what probably happened was that he asked this girl if she wanted to see a movie and have dinner and she wanted to be friends with this guy and go. but she brought her boyfriend to make sure he understood they are only friends.
cougarhunter308 4
OP's a female
Lilybeth106 0
that would work but the op is a woman?....
misschipmunk 0
That's why you, oh I dunno ask, who they're gonna bring.
boomsl4ng 11
ahaha that was pro
WeTheLiving 4
hahaha that's messed up!
ducks4life11 0
wouldnt u make sure she was single first? U obviously deserved it for being an idiot.
ego1 0
dine and dash :)
Divanacious 0
B more specific of what your interest are otherwise you will b a fool 4 life