Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML
Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
I hope you paid for both of them. That's the least you do when your Gaydar malfunctions, and you hit on a breeder.
nightlilies 0
Clearly the attraction was just superficial, otherwise you would have know that A) not only was she not a lesbian, but B) she had a boyfriend. Get to know someone before you make a move in the future.
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Comments (103)
ninjabridge01234 0
Details man.
smallsmerry 0
I FOUND WALDO MLIA
iheartglasses 0
asking her* out
thumbelina19 0
Aw, I'm sorry OP. There's plenty of other fish in the sea. :/
Lacrosse00 0
dude she used you. Going forward you control the interactions with women. Dont let her pull that crap! Instead hold her accountable for her crap. I wouldve called her out in front of her bf.
wiredinvegas 1
OP is not a dude.
bigbadtim 7
Did anybody notice that the OP is female?
redbluegreen 41
Why would it matter if she's female or not?
illmatic2 16
Maybe he said that because several people already referred to the OP as a boy.
illmatic2 16
Maybe he said that because several people already referred to the OP as a boy.
zenti 2
No illmatic2, people point this stuff out whenever there's an FML that involves a girl who has a crush on another girl. And KaySL, I agree with your comment, and the term "dicksplash" made me laugh out loud.
illmatic2 16
Zenti, I know. But it is a possibility.
Hughmadd 0
Wow 24, calm down a bit, the OP's gender could have a small play in the FML. If she didn't check to see if the girl she was asking out was bi or a lesbian, then it's a YDI, and seeing how she didn't know she had a boyfriend then most likely she just assumed she was a lesbian, which is a boneheaded thing to do, because a vast majority of the world is heterosexual. And, as number 27 pointed out, he may have just wanted people to know her sex, because almost everyone prior to his comment referred to the OP as a "he".
Hughmadd 0
76, I couldn't agree more. 24 even said that (s)he wouldn't bother giving him the "benefit of the doubt". (S)he treated him like a murderer just off of a loose assumption, and being able to "kick somebody's ass" is nothing to boast about in a situation like this. Is this FML about boxing? Ever hear the saying "The one who strikes first admits they lost the argument"?
scooter69 0
total bitch move bro!!
flyboy57 0
FAIL.
nerdwithagun 0
So....are you lesbian? Or did you just accidentally put female?
Jewelofagal 2
Lesson learned. Next time, make it clear that your invitation is a date for two only.
nightlilies 0
Clearly the attraction was just superficial, otherwise you would have know that A) not only was she not a lesbian, but B) she had a boyfriend. Get to know someone before you make a move in the future.
randiZ25 0
agreed
love_me_electric 20
I kinda thought the whole point of asking someone out on a casual date was to get to know them better. It's hard to get to know someone on a personal level if you only ever talk to them at work/school. Besides, why would you wait to make your move? So someone else can come along and ask them out first?